CONSERVATIVES' SCHIZOPHRENIA

• Document Type: CREST
• Collection: General CIA Records
• Document Number (FOIA) /ESDN (CREST): CIA-RDP91-00561R000100100033-4
• Release Decision: RIFPUB
• Original Classification: K
• Document Page Count: 1
• Document Creation Date: December 22, 2016
• Document Release Date: February 24, 2012
• Sequence Number: 33
• Publication Date: May 27, 1986
• Content Type: OPEN SOURCE

Declassified and Approved For Release 2012/02/24: CIA-RDP91-00561 R000100100033-4
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WRY NWGRORY
s Conservatives' Schizophrenia
eavesdropped on Soviet shore
conversations.
This information about "Ivy Bells,"
formerly known as "Holystone"-who
says there are no poets in
government?-has been moving around
in the public domain for many years.
In the old days, leaks" were called
tips by the people in government who
told friends in the news media about
matters not made public. The reporters
who received this clandestine
information called their stories
"exclusives." Often they related to
federal schemes which belonged under
rocks. Exposed to fresh air, they
evaporated, which is what the tipster
had in mind.
Now, forbidden stories are known as
leaks" by those who give and those
who receive them. By any name, they
are deplored by governments of any
stripe, although the aversion reached
historic proportions during the
administration of Richard M. Nixon.
The rage culminated in the Huston
Plan, a blueprint for a home-grown KGB
that was too much even for the late J.
Edgar Hoover, and the formation of the
infamous White House plumbers unit,
which was masterminded by Charles
Colson and undertook activities that led
to jail terms for him and his
confederates.
But since history is not a favorite
subject of this administration, the idea
of a plumbers unit has been resurrected
at the White House. An arm of a
Cabinet-level antileak task force has
proposed a special "strike force" of FBI
agents to pounce on leakers
immediately when the drops start
falling. Shades of the break-in of Daniel
Ellsberg's psychiatrist's office!
The mad plan was promptly leaked to
David Hoffman of The Washington Post
and, in consequence, may molder on the
It is inevitable, though, that it will be
replaced by some comparably
crackbrained scheme reflecting the
conservatives' view that what Beast
government does, unless it looks good
on the evening news, is none of the
citizens' business-but that when it
leaks out, Beauty government must be
avenged by fair means or foul.
Oh. where is the World Court now that
Now ham Q Polk of NBC News has would give the amity material to make
cau ht se s e e or re oran oaf a ju rat about the judgment of the
na a ton to t wrector who wants to "M the news
Soviets about Bells," an operation media in the dark about what eke be has
es to.
deemed to the "national
security." He wash sure what
statute awlied.
protecting Beauty's honor, eager to
polygraph great masses of civil servants
who are suspect anyway because they
work for the Beast and drink coffee and
read newspapers on time owed to
honest taxpayers. Any time some item
is divulged prematurely, all are to roll
up their sleeves. Secretary of State
George P. Shultz balked at the order
and became, in today's jumbled value
system, a hero of civil liberties.
The administration has cut back on
the Freedom of Information Act. It
sought to remove pens from the hands
of officials with access to classified
information so that they can never
write best-sellers that make use of
government secrets.
Two government employes have been
fired for dishing out the dirt. A former
naval intelligence analyst has been
prosecuted and convicted for giving spy
satellite photographs to a ma e.
Casey is out with his tin sword and
shield, striking out in all directions
against those who wou ivuT-
Beau 's secrets. Several weeks ago, he
warned Was `ngton Post edifors that
they would au into cour ey
C IA Director William 1. Casey's
threats against the news media
tell us less about conservatives'
paranoia regarding
the prem than ahmit
their abiding schizophrenia regarding
government.
Conservatives are of two minds about
the federal establishment, regarding it
alternately as Beauty and the Beast.
On the one hand, it is this greedy,
slavering monster which settles on the
backs of honest, decent people, robbing
them of income, hobbling them with
crazy rules, and sapping them of
dignity, initiative and the good life.
On the other hand-Casey expresses
this side o it-conservatives regard
government as a tender flower, fragile,
vulnerable, as threatened as a maiden in
a a tale who must protec e
against v ah sn o steal its secrets,
publicize its follies an weaken
inn ra y its capacity to exist and
survive.
The Reagan administration, despite
its professed devotion to individual
liberties, is, in the interests of
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Declassified and Approved For Release 2012/02/24: CIA-RDP91-00561 R000100100033-4