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STAT Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 It isn't the price you paid to be a memt it's the arice You Deid to become elici Val. I No. 6$ Winter 1986 REUNION ITS THE PATRICK HENRY INN, COLONIAL WILLIAMSBURG. VIRGINIA, FOR 2 - 4 MAY 1986 !! "YOU MAKE MEN LOVE THEIR GOVERNMENT AND THEIR COUNTRY BY GIVING THEM THE KIND OF GOVERNMENT AND THE KIND OF COUNTRY THAT I N S P I R E RESPECT AND LOVE: A COUNTRY THAT I S FREE AND UNAFRAID, THAT LETS THE DISCONTENTED TALK I N ORDER TO LEARN THE CAUSES OF THEIR D I SC OUNTENT AND END THOSE CAUSES. THAT REFUSES TO IMPEL MEN TO SPY ON THEIR NEIGHBORS. THAT PROTECTS ITS CITIZENS VIGOROUSLY FROM HARMFUL ACTS WHILE IT LEAVES THE REMIDIES FOR OBJECTIONABLE IDEAS TO COUNTER-ARGUMENT AND TIME." CHINA- LEY Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 STATEMENT OF POLICY: MATERIALS HAVE BEEN DECLASSIFIED IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE "OFFICIAL E;PIONAGE ACT OF 1968." S.E.F.S., IS NOT AND HAS NEVER BEEN A PARA-MILITARY ORGANIZATION. IT IS MADE UP SOLELY OF FORMER AMERICAN COMBAT. COVERT-OPERATIONS, AND ANTI -TERRORIST VETERANS AND CONCERNED AMERICANS, IT IS A "FRATERNAL ORGANI ZAT I ON ONLY," FURTHER. SEFS HAS NEVER AND WI I.L NEVER SUPPORT IN ANY SHAPE, FASHION OR FORM "HATE-GROUPS, EITHER TO THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT!" IET THERE BE NO DOUBT IN ANYONES MIND, "WE SPEAK FOR OURSELVES (AS WE HAVE EARNED THAT RIGHT ON THE BRUTAL, BLOODY AND DEADLY BATTLE-FIELDS OF TIIE WORLD WHILE IN TIIE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" SEES MEMBERS ARE LOYAL, LAW-ABIDING. TAX-PAYER AND VOTING CITIZENS) AND; NO ONE. OR ORGANIZATION IS AUTHORIZED TO SPEAK FOR US! WE HAVE PROVEN OURSELVES. OUR VALUE TO OUR NATION! WHAT HAVE OTHERS DONE, BESIDES "BITCHING ABOUT IT, TAKING FROM IT AND GIVING NOTHING IN RETURN. RAPEING IT, AND THEY CLAIM THE RIGHT TO BE FREE"7' "TO WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN. MUCH WILL BE REQUIRED! THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH!" CHINA-LEY Special Elite Forces Society THE COVERT OPERATIONS VETERANS THE COMBAT VETERANS OF VIETNAM CONUS Headquaters: P.O.Box 9925 Kansas City,Mo. 64134-0925 SEES NA7 NQ'S IS IN NCCD OF 00OKS 807K NARDtlUUNu AND PAP#ROACKS (No Tietion P(aa4a), TOR 7Ne SOTS LIBRARY... ANy7NlNy ON V1#7NArl, 11. S. 4RAy, U.S.1T.C., U.S.N.. U. S.A.T., U.S. C.q., C.I.A. ALL PARA-4tL17ARy ORB'S.,, ALL COVFA7 oRg'S. 47C... ALL BOOKS WILL DC cRCA77ULLy APPRCCIA76Z AND N070. (No Aagaztnaa P[ae4e). ITS TIIE BEGINNING OF THE NEW YEAR ! Now. LETS FIRST PUT AWAY THE OLD YEAR 1985.,. I WANT TO THANK PERSONALLY EACH ONE OF YOU FOR BOTH THE "GET WELL CARDS, AND THE X-MAS--NFW YEARS CARDS ...IN TOTAL, WE RECEIVED APPROXIMATELY 700 CARDS ..... WOW.... MANY.! NY THANX ............... NEXT YEAR THE SEFS WILL MAIL-OUT X-MAS CARDS TO EACH AND EVERY MEMBER.... WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL FOR- GIVE US FOR NOT DOING So THIS PAST HOLIDAY SEASON.... UP-COMING EVENTS FOR 1986-----THE SEES 4TH ANNUAL REUNION...WILL TAKE PLACE ON 2 THROUGH 4 MAY, AT THE FAMOUS "PATRICK HENRY INN". OF WIILIAMSBURG, VIRGINIA. WHY, IS IT FAMOUS.. .WELL KEEP IN MIND THAT CAMP PERRY, VA., IS ONLY ABOUT A 30 MINUTE DRIVE NORTH... AND THATS WHERE WE'VE HAD SOME "CRAZY" PARTIES (IN OUR YOUNGER YEARS) WE ARE SURE THAT YOU ALL RECALL CAMP PERRY, AKA: "THE FUNNY-FARM"! NUFF-SAID ABOUT "FUNNY-PEOPLE"! NOTE: YOU ARE AUTHORIZED TO DIG YOUR "OLD-CLOAKS AND RUSTY OLD DAGGERS" OUT FOR THE REUNION! WE FURTHER HOPE THAT NO INDIVIDUAL MEMBER WILL FORGET HIS SEES BLACK-JACKET AND HIS SETS BLACK BASE- BALL CAP, AND OR HIS SETS BLACK BERET, OR AWY OTHER COLOR BERET THAT HE HAPPENS TO BE FOND OF...... TRENCH-COATS, HOLLYWOOD SUN-GLASSES. FEODORA HATS. AND TO INCLUDE "GROUCHO-MARX FUNNY GLASSES;"WITH NOSE & MUSTACHE ATTACHED WILL ALSO BE AUTHORIZED WEAR ...(FOR THOSE WHO DESIRE NON-EN-TI-TY. OR WHO DESIRE TO BE IN-COG-NI-TO! WE WILL NEVER REVEAL YOUR IDENT-I-TY)! THE THEME FOR THIS YEARS "GATHERING OF THE GOOD-GUYS" WILL BE HAVE A DAMNED GOOD TIME! PLEASE GET YOUR "CONFIRMED RESERVATIONS"IN AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE, TIME IS RUNNING OUT... SAVE THOSE GREEN-STAMPS" MAKE THIS YOUR YEARLY VACATION AND ENJOY.... BY THE TIME YOU RECEIVE.THIS ISSUE "WINTER-1986". WE'LL ONLY HAVE 3 MONTHS TIL REUNION...! WE HAVE DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO CUT COSTS.. IN THE EVENT THAT YOU CAN'T OR ARE NOT AVAILABLE FOR THE COMPLETE REUNION, WE HAVE BROKEN IT DONE FOR THE MEMBERSHIP INTO SEVERAL FUNCTIONS. AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE SOME IF NOT ALL! THE HOTEL'S REGULAR ONE-NIGHT LODGING IS $ 90.00, WE GOT A SPECIAL SEES RATE OF $ 60.00. THAT IS A GOOD DEAL. EARLY-BIRD ARRIVALS (A COUPLE OF DAYS EARLY PAY THE SAME SPECIAL SEES-RATES" AND LATE DEPART S THE SAME SETS SPECIAL RATE... BUT, YOU MUST NOTIFY THE HOTEL THAT Y 'R "SEES-REUNION; To GET THE RATE... AN SEES REGISTRATION DESK WILL BE SET-UP IN THE HOTEL, WHERE YOU SHOULD CHECK-IN UPON ARRIVAL... AN SEFS COMMAND POST WILL ALSO BE SET-UP. SOME SEES MEMBERS WILL BE/HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED SPEAKERS FOR THE SATURDAY EVENING DINNER... (SEE ROSTER)... DOOR PRIZES AND A RAFFLE WILL BE AT THE DINNER. WE ASK. THAT IF ANY MEMBER HAS ANY ITEMS THAT HE/SHE CAN DONATE FOR "DOOR-PRIZES" ETC., THAT HE BRING IT WITH HIM" ALSO LET CHINA-LEY KNOW IN ADVANCE! CIF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE AN "OLD 1986 CADILLAC OR TWO. JUST LYING AROUND DOING NOTHING, FEEL FREE TO DONATE IT FOR OUR RAFFLE): OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ITEMS, THAT YOU'VE WANTED TO GET,RID-OF... CHOO-TRAINS" MODEL-SHIPS, ETC... GOLD BUILLION BARS, STUFF, THAT YOU GET TIRED OF LOOKING AT... 1000 PIECE PUZZLE'S. ETC.... BOTTLE OF BOOZE.... CASE OF BEER....STUFF THAI WE CAN USE FOR PRIZES. EUTIIER DOOR OR RAFFLE... IN THE MONTH OF APRIL 1986, YOU'LL RECEIVE AN "SEES-REUNION SCHEDULE OF EVENTS"..... THE SEES REUNION COMMITTEE PROMISES US A SPECTACULAR REUNION.... MANY NEW ACTIVITIES.... ONE THING THAT WE MUST REMIND YOU OF IS THE "MEMORIAL SERVICE'S" SUNDAY MORNING. AT THE HOTEL CHAPLE... WE EXPECT A MAXIMUN ATTENDANCE.... FOR OUR "HONORED DEAD"! PLEASE SCAN TO "SPEAKER-LIST" IN THIS ISSUE, IF YOUR NAME HAS BEEN NOMINATED AS A SPEAKER, GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT AND GET BACK TO CHINA-LEY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE... IF BY SOME OVER-SIGHT WE MISSED YOU. LET US KNOW AND WE'LL CORRECT IT IMMEDIATELY.... REMEMBER, THE LIST IS "TENTATIVE", AND IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE. REMEMBER, WE INTEND TO HOLD "ELECTIONS". THIS YEAR, AND ONLY THOSE ATTENDING THE COMPLETE REUNION ARE ELIGIBLE TO VOTE.... A(( Nawee, Addaessts, 1nLo4mation aL LAis organization ie etaict(ty Loa LAC use oL tAe .eAltas. Any othea usa. So(ici?otinn oL ANy_79P6, ty .t.[tts. J.,..taica(, at oLAta uisc. 04 "p"ing oa Repaodueing If/ any weans LA PaoAitited u 4A out tAc ,-tot uaittcn appaoua( oL the National See.aatO4y. Couatesy 14 Requested. V4RN1N6: RA76RIALS CON7AIN0 HCRIN ARC TCR 7YC _?r.2S0:yN OM ~!? ANO ARC N07 TOR 7NC g#NCRAL PUDLICI Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 M!SSAGE'0 GENERAL: FROM SLFS CONUS HEADQUARTERS: PROGRESS REPORT. 4 A, YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE BACK, AND ARE, IS, ETC.. OPERRATIONAL.... WITH ";LIGHT DISCOMFORT" WE ARE ONCE AGAIN LEANING OVER THE TYPEWRITER, (AND AS YOU CAN SEE, Tills DAMNED ELECTRONIC MACHINE, STILL CAN'T "SPELL"! BUT, HOWEVER, AND SO FORTH, WE ARE IMPROVING S01IEWHAT EVERY DAY. THIS TIME LAST MONTH, WE, WERE LYING COMFORTABLY ON OUR ROYAL ARSES. STEARING AND THE CEILING, DAY AND NIGHT... PLOT ING. SCHEMING, SKULDUDGERY , AND OTHER EVIL AND NAFARI OUS DEEDS FOR TIIE FUTURE... WELL. WE EVENTUALLY GRADUATED FROM THE BED, AND MOVED ON TO THE RECLINING CHAIR, IN WHICH WE SPENT SEVERAL WEEKS, STAERING AT THE "BOOB-TUBE, AKA: THAT PURVEYER OF MENTAL WAIST!" (DAMNED MACHINE, STILL CAN'T SPELL!) APOIIT 9 DAYS AGO. WE FINALLY DUCKED-OUT OF THE HOUSE (WHEN THE WIFE WASN'T LOOKING) AND MADE A RATHER DARING AND BOLD RAID TO THE SEES CONUS HOTRS POST OFFICE BOX, RECEIVING THREE "BUNDLES" OF INCOMING MAIL, MOSTLY PLEASANT."GET WELL" QUICK TYPES, AND OF COURSE, THE "SOUR-GRAPES" BUT,ONLY 3 OR 4 OF THOSES OUT OF 300-400 INCOMING PEICES! PRETTY GOOD AVERAGE! THE SOUR-GRAPES. WERE FROM TO USUAL 5(?)%, WHO NEVER GET THE MESSAGE, THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN, BUT THROUGH "OUR" FAULT! TIIE WORST PROBLEM THAT I DISCOVERED UPON GOING INTO THE SEES Ho's OFFICE, AFTER OUR LENGHTY (AND ONGOING RECUPERATION), THAT THE DAMNED "TELEPHINE ANSWERING MACHINE" HAD "BURN'T-OT!" WHICH MEANT THAT THOSE THAT CALLED GOT NO RESPONSE TO THEIR CALLS. AND WERE UNABLE TO LEAVE MESSAGES FOR US TO RETURN THEIR CALLS... CAN'T DO A DAMNED THING ABOUT THAT, ITS DONE... ACTION TAKEN: WE SHOPPED AROUND FOR A "NEW" ANSERIND MACHINE... THE BEST DEAL WE FOUND WAS A COMPLETE UNIT, THAT USUALLY SELLS FOR 187.99, WE FOUND, RATHER MY WIFE (AKA: "FANG"), HE-HE-HEH, FOUND ONE THROUGH HER "WHEEELING AND DEALING. YOU KNOW HOW FEMALE. (LOVELY FEMALES, THAT IS), Di) TIMER THING? SHE FOUND SOMEWHERE. 0 SK ME WHERE. I DON'T HAVE THE FOGGIEST! A DISCOUNT COUPON, THAT SHE REC IEVED IN THE MAIL, FROM SOME MAIL-ORDER HOUSE, (THE ONLY WOMAN. THAT I KNOW THAT SCANS JUNK MAIL) FOR THE ABOVE MENTIONED THE DISCOUNT WAS 60.00, AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? SHE. TOLD ME ABOUT IT, AND THEN STATED "MERRY XMAS, I ORDERED IT FOR YOU! SHE, SHOWED ME THE BROUCHURE, AND IT WAS INDEED THE TOP OF THE LINE MACHINE. AND OF COURSE. "FANG, GOT A BIG FAT KISS, FROM HER FEARLESS LEADER. WHO CONTINUOUSLY SUFFERS QUIETLY. AS A TRUE MARTYR SHOULD WHILE IN HIS RECLING-CHAIR. WATCHING THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL TV SHOWS "BUGS BUNNY" AND COMPANY! GOD IT'S TOUGH BEING A SUFFERING MARTYR! ANY-WAYS. AFTER I GOT OVER THE SHOCK. I FINNALLY GOT AROUND TO READING THE SMALL PRINT ON THE BROUCHURE. (AFTER THE ON-GOING THRILLING ADVENTURES OF BUGS BUNNY AND MY AND I HOPE YOUR HERO "YOSIMITE-SAM?) To WIT: "NORMAL DELIVERY I5 4-6 WEEKS.... WELL.... THAT MEANS. AND WE MUST THINK AHEAD, AND THIS SI THE XMAS SEASON, WHAT? WELL. AS I HAD MENTIONED IT EARLIER TO MY "LOVELY-WIFE" AKA: "FANG"! (WHO HAS BRAVELY AND STAUNCHLY, SERVED ME HAND AND FOOT, TO MY EVERY WISH AND DESIRE DURING MY RATHER LENGHTY RECUPERATION, PARTIC- ULARLY WHILE I WAS LAVED UP IN BED FOR A MONTH, IN THE PRONE POSITION, AND SOMEWHAT WHILE BREAKING IN THE "RECLINING-CHAIR". THAT I HAD TO GET A NEW "ANSWERING MACHINE". THAT AS SHE NEW THE CURRENT ONE BEING "BURN'T OUT", DID THIS WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE! SO. WHAT DO I DO IN THE INTERUM PERIOD ? TUATS EASY, I ANSWER THE PHONE MYSELF...! PROVIDED, I CAN GET OUT OF THE CHAIR. AND GET INTO THE KITCHEN, TO THE CLOSESTPHONE ... WELL ITS WORKING... I JUST GET TO THE PHONE, PICK-UP THE "DING-WA" AND SAY "HELL'O!" EASY ENOUGH...? BUT, THE SYSTEM WORKS, WELL MOST OF THE TIME..? "RE UN I ON .......10) 86" 2. OLD-HORRIBLE, AKA: TEX FRED, OFFICER IN CHARGE (OIC) OF FUN. FROLIC & FRIVOLITY. SEFS-5700. 3. OLD-MEANY. AKA: BOSTON MEANY. OIC, DIRTY-TRICKS, NASTY-TRICKS, ETC (HEH-HEH-HEH) SEFS-6065. (ALSO WELCOMING COMMITTEE, MORE FUN DEPT.). P.S. "BRING YOUR OWN GAGS!" 4. LEGAL-EAGLE. AKA: "IT's THE LAW!". "LEGAL ADVISOR" K.L. JAMISON. SEFS-5923. 5. BOUNTY HUNTER, AKA: LOU KESTENBAUH, "SPEAKER. ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITIES", SEFS-4744. 6. SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO "CHINA-LEY". JOHN DAVIS. SEFS-4732. 7, yT SNUFFY, SPEAKER: "WHY IT WENT WRONG DEPARTMENT!" SEFS-0543. 3. JACK BAILEY, SPEAKER: "OPERATIONS RESCUE", "MIA-POW"..SEFS-1311. 1. NICK CAIN. PUBLISHER, "LITTLE SAIGON AND ARC-LIGHT PUBLICATIONS, SPEAKER, SEFS-6066. 10. MARK JOHNSON, "SIN-LOI" PRODUCTIONS, SPEAKER, CENTRAL AMERICA OR SOUTHEAST ASIA, SEFS-5929. 11. WES CATON. "WES CATON PRODUCTIONS", PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER, SEFS-4766. 12. TOMMY POSEY, SPEAKER, "CIVILIAN MILITARY ASSISTANCE AND THE F.D.N." SEFS-5914. 13. VIRGINIA G. HALLADAY, "AMERICAN FEMALES IN COMBAT/ZONE". SEFS-6018. 14. LAIRD M. WILCOX, THE WILCOX LIBRARY, SPEAKER, "COMMUNIST INFILTRATION". SEFS-6062. 15. BRIAN DE DAVENPORT - STUART, SIR, LT COL, AKA: THE EARL OF CHESTER. SPEAKER. SEES & AIRBORNE SPECIAL FORCES INTERNATIONAL OF AUSTRALIA, TO INCLUDE SEES CHAPTERS IN AUSTRALIA (ACTIVE). SEFS-4050. 16. GENERAL LORD BERNARD (TOBY) TOBIAS, AKA: LORD SOMMERVILLE, SPEAKER, S.A.S. & S.B.S., SPECIAL OPERATIONS, & ACTIVE.SEFS CHAPTERS IN AUSTRALIA. SEFS-4072. ATTENTION TO ORDERS: THE FOLOWING NAMED INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS WILL RESPOND WITHIN 30 DAYS OF RECIEPT OF THIS ORDER. AS TO THEIR AVAILABILITY FOR REUNION ASSIGMENTS AS INDICATED. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS ORDER WITHIN 30 DAYS WILL RESULT IN THE DISPATCHING OF THE "INFAMOUS SEES AL-LI-GA-TOR CASTRATING TEAM/S"TO YOUR RESPECTIVE AREAS OF OPERATIONS (A.O.S) FOR APPROPIATE ACTION/S. (705 TYPES ARE EXCUSED FROM THIS HAZARDOUS DUTY. IF SO DESIRED). NOTIFY THIS HO ASAP "SPEAKERS: FOR SATURDAY EVENING DINNER. 3 MAY 1985. AND OTHER SPECIAL ASSIGNMENTS. 1 BIG-FOOT. SEES REUNION SECURITY OFFICER. SEFS-5851. SPECIAL AUTHORIZATIONS: "SET-UPS" ! THE FOLLOWING NAMED SEES MEMBERS ARE AUTHORIZED TO "SET-UP" DISPLAYS AT THE 1986 REUNION. 1. NICK CANE. SEFS-6066. "ARC-LIGHT & LITTLE SAIGON PUBLICATIONS". 2. WES CATON. SEFS-4766, "WES CATON PRODUCTIONS". 3. MARK JOHNSON, SEFS-5929, "SIN-LOI PRODUCTIONS" 4. TOMMY P SSEY, SEFS-5914, "CIVILIAN MILITARY ASSISTANCE & FDN ACTIVITIES". 5. L.M. WILCOX, SEFS-6062, "THE WIICOX LIBRARY", 6. JACK BAILEY, SEFS-1311, "OPERATIONS RESCUE. MIA-PGV". 7. THE AUSTRALIAN SEFS. SEFS-4050 & 4072. "SPECIAL OPERATIONS". 8. THERE MAY BE LATER ADDITIONS AND OR DELETIONS, BECAUSE OF AVAILABILITY. SE FS DOES NOT HAVE TO BRING IN "OUTSIDE" GUEST-SPEAKERS". WE HAVE AN ABUNDCNCE OF "QUALIFIED AND INFEREST ING DISTINGUSHED PERSONS IN OUR ORGANIZATION!" "RE ADVISED, THAT THE SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES IS PARAMONT, WHEN PREPARING YOUR INDIVIDUAL lUPICS!" 3 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 4 ATTENTION ALL INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS: FBI, CIA, DIA, STATE DEPT., ALSO M.I.-5, 6, 7, 8, ETC, KGB, MOSSAD. CMAR KHYAN, KHADAFFY, AYOTOLLAH, AND OTHER ASSORTED MANIACS.... AND ALSO THE ENTIRE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, DON'T BE SLIGHTED WE DID NOT INTENTIONALLY OMIT YOU. INTELLIGENCE SCOOP BY DEBRIEF! No. 1. NEO-NAZI's ARE ONCE MORE ON THE MARCH, (SEE THE "DINKEL GX,KLEINEFEUERWERKSWAFFE. No. 2. THE INSIDIOUS FRENCH "SEPTUM NC 2501.2 HIGH ALTITUDE BOMBER". No. 3. THE SNEAKY JAPANESE "KAKAKA SHIRLEY". "AMPHIBIOUS PEDAL BOMBER". No. 4. THE SHITTY-SOVIET'S LATEST AIRCRAFT AWESOME-MAN-AWESOME), "THE SNUD U-14 MILITARY TRANSPORT".. No. 5. FROM THE HEROIC ITALIAN AIR FORCE, "THE CAPRONI-MORONI C-2 , SCUD" EXPERIMENTAL FIGHTER. No. 6. AND FROM THE LION THAT ROARED. THE R.A.F., (NEW ILLEGAL PHOTOS OF THEIR NEWEST AIRCRAFT "THE HUMBLY-PUDGE GALLIPOLI HEAVYISH BOMBER. NOTE: REF.SEFS "SECRET-ESPIONAGE-DIRTY TRICKS,' ETC.ETE.ETC.. WE CANNOT REVEAL HOW WE OBTAINED THESE "TOP SECRET PHOTOS" AND SPECIFICATIONS! NEEDLESS TO SAY "OUR LIPS ARE SEALED"! REMEMBER. THESE "DREADNAUGHTS OF THE SKIES ARE POSSIBLE FUTURE ENIMIES" WE'LL NEVER TALK.... AHHHHHHHHHHH, MAYBE FOR A BEER OR TWO. WE DON'T COME CHEAP. DINKEL GX "KLEINEFEUERWERKSWAFFE" When the Reichsministry of Sportive and Jolly Activities issued its edict banning unauthorized use of fireworks in April 1945, it triggered creation of one of Nazidotn's last violent flying death throes: the potentially vicious Dinkel "Little Fireworks Weapon." The Dinkel was merely a metal tube, its fat nether end hollowed out and stuffed with every skyrocket, cherry bomb, Roman candle and other explosive that could be culled from warehouses, private homes and factories. The pilot hung on for dear life as someone lit the wick protruding from the stem. The craft wiggled and shot ahead on skids, rising into the air if the pilot was quick-witted enough to so direct its erratic course, Few Dinkels saw active service, but in the last great sentimental gesture of the Hitler era, Reichsmarshal Hermann Goering had four such craft assembled, ordered them fueled with fireworks, and then, as his Fiihrer watched, had the Dinkels fly overhead skywriting a multicolored swastika in the night sky. Alas, the swastika proved a skywriter's Gdtfev&immerung when all four planes collided at the axis. The Fiihrer was nonetheless said to be delighted at the show. A repeat gala featuring 60 GXs was scheduled for the next August, but was canceled by the unexpected turn of events that May. SEPTUM NC 2501.2 HIGH-ALTITUDE BOMBER During the middle Thirties, the r ench Amer de 1'Air determined that a high-altitude bomber was needed to offset the ominous growth of the Lullwage's strategic capa- bilities. Designed by winemaker Maurice Lebouge and built by the Avions Septum aircraft cartel, the NC 2501.2 was powered by a pair of nine-ylinder, in-line Gnome-Rhomr 1'ctfte engines that developed 165 hp at the aircraft's intended operating altitude of 19,400 feet. Unfortunately, the Petites were not powerful enough to lift the NC 2501.2 to that height, forcing it to fly at a more prudent 5600 feet. Bomb load was limited by the necessity of carrying a committee of bombardiers-four in number-who voted on the proper time to drop their death-dealing cargo. This system was employed because all necessary optics for bombsights were being used at the time for land-based artillery sighting systems on the Maginot line, where France chose to make her first (and, as it turned out, her last) gallant stand against the Hun. A total of 11 NC 2501.2s were built, although none were completed in time to we action before the republic was forced to surrender. However, the Grrmans evaluated one on the recommendation of the ."ichy government. After it crashed, Lebouge, facing a firing squad. said defiantly, "Vie are lovers, not engineers. Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 SEFS "SPIES AND MOLES" HAVE DONE IT AGAIN ! "TOP SECRET TECHNICAL DOCUMENTS REVEALED !" Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 C i C 1V C u 9 N E.O~L _. o ~c a""9gs~joF- 2 N. t OC :J ~ ~ u y 6. o ~ = t. 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Y c z-~r,~ar^?rC NEB= Lc Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 ESPIONAGE; DOUBLE, TRIPLE. QUADRUPAL, ETC, ETC.... UP DATE: ON KGB AGENT YURCHENKO ! OR WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET HOME ?. SOURCES SEFS "BIG-MOLE, AT KGB CENTRE. Moscow, SHITTY-RUSSIA. THE RETURNED SENIOR KGB OFFICER VITALY YURCHENKO HAS BEEN PSYHED-OUT! WITH MIND ALTERING DRUGS AND WILL PROBABLY SPEND HIS LAST DAYS IN A SOVIET-SHITTY PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTION. THATS THE CONCLUSION OF CHINA-LEY AN AUTHORITY ON KGB HISTORY: "HE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN NAME ANY MORE. THEY HAVE THE MOST TERRIBLE DRUGS THEY GIVE PEOPLE. HE IS FINISHED. HE'S GONE." CHINA-LEY IS BACKED BY HIS ASSESMENT BY OTHER AUTHORITIES ON THE KGB WHO SAY THEY THINK IT IS SIGNIFICANT THAT THE SOVIET MEDIA HAS RECENTLY BEEN CARRYING REPORTS THAT YURCHENKO IS SUFFERING THE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM "PSYCHOTROPIC AGENTS". THE SOVIETS CLAIM OF COURSE THAT THESE MIND ALTER- ING DRUGS WERE ADMINISTERED TO YURCHENKOV HERE IN THE U.S. BY THE CIA. TASS RECENTLY QUOTED A NIKOLAY ZHARIKOV OF THE SOVIET ACADEMY OF SHITTY-MEDICAL SCIENCES AS SAYING THAT UR HENKOV IS EXPERIENCING SYMPTOMS OF "TOXIC EFFECTS OF PSYCHYOTROPIC AGENTS (ALL THAT.HUH P wow ! THE SOVIET-SHITTY PSYCIIIATRIST ALSO REPORTED "NEUROLOGICAL DISTURBANCES, CONSTRAINT, IMMOB- ILITY, VEGETATIVE DISTURBANCES. SPECIAL PSYCHOTIC STATES, HALLUCINARY PICTURES WITH DOUBLE VISION, ALIENATION FROM HIS OWN EGO" (WOW, AND MORE WOW!) AND SAID THAT YURCHENKOV IS SUFFERING FROM "REMNANTS OF AN ACUTE ORGANIC DAMAGE OF THE BRAIN". (WOW, THAT MUCH, HUH !) Moscow TV CARRIED A RATHER FULLER REPORT OF ZHARIKOV REFERRING TO "DYSPEPTIC DISORDERS SO HAD HIS BODYGUARDS WERE FORCED TO SEEK ADVICE AND AN EXTREMELY HIGH JUMP IN BLOOD PRESSURE". (WOW. THERE'S MORE ? YUP!) HE SAID AROUND YURCHENKO'S ELBOW THERE ARE THE MARKS OF INTRVENUS INJECTIONS AND CONCLUDED: " HIS CONDITION BEARS THE RESIDUAL, LEFT-OVER MARKS OF ACUTE ORGANIC DAMAGE TO THE BRAIN. INVOLVING THE MANIFESTATION OF THESE PROFOUND ENCEPHALOPATHIC (WOW) STATES". (ARE YOU SURE HE SAID ALL OF THAT ? YUP! NAA, HE COULDN'T HAVE SAID ALL OF THAT ? BUT, HE DID, HE DID ! AND HE SAID MORE, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT ELSE HE SAID. AH, THAT SILVERED-TONGUED ZHARIKOV, HE 00 KNOW HOW TO TALK !) YUP! YURCHENKO'S PSYCHOLOGICAL, MENTAL AND INTERLECTUAL FUNCTIONS WERE"LOWERED", HE DSIPLAYED "EMOTIONAL INSTABILITY AND TEARFULNESS". HIS MOVEMENTS WERE ILLCOORDINATED AND HE HAD TROUBLE WITH IS VISION. THE SOVIET-SHITTY PROPAGANDA LINE IS THAT THESE ARE A RESULT OF DRUGS SUPPOSEDLY ADMINISTERED HIM BY THE CIA--A SUGGESTION NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF ONLY BECAUSE YURCHENKOV WAS IN SUCH EXCELLENT HEALTH WHEN HE APPEARED AT THE HOUR LONG TELEVISED PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE SHITTY-SOVIET EMBASSY IN FOGGY-BOTTOMS NOV 4. AT THAT WASHINGTON PRESS CONFERENCE YURCHENKO (ACCORDING TO WITNESSING SEFS-MOLES AT THE CONFERENCE) COMPLAINED OF HAVING BEEN DRUGGED BY THE CIA, BUT THOUGH HE LOOKED A LITTLE ANXIOUS, HE WAS FLUENT, FORCEFUL AND MtNTALLY SHARP. THAT HE SHOULD BE DESCRIBED NOW AS BRAIN-DAMAGED CAN ONLY MEAN ONE OR TWO THINGS, ACCORDING TO AUTHORITIES HERE AT THE SEFS COMMAND POST ON THE KGB---EITHER HE HAS INDEED SUFFERED BRAIN DAMAGE AS A RESULT OF MAIND ALTERING DRUGS ADMINISTERED BY THE SOVIET-SHITTY AUTHORITIES, OR ELSE THE SUGGESTION OF BRAIN DAMAGE IS JUST AN EXCUSE FOR KEEPING HIM CONFINED TO A SOVIET-SHITTY PSYCHIATRIC ACCORDING TO THE "LIBERAL (?) NEWS-MEDIA". WERE GETTING ALONG "JUST GREAT WITH THE NEW, NEW. NEW RED CHINA ! THE TRUTH: DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT ! SEFS-DEEP MOLE/S (WE'RE NOT TALKING). HAVE JUST REPORTED TO SEFS CONUS HO, THIAT ITS ALL "BULL-SHIT"! THE IVY--CLUTTERED, MUSTY-HEADED, BRAIN TRUST ACROSS THE RIVER FROM FOGGY BOTTOMS. ARE REALLY BLOWING IT ON THIS ONE ! THEY, JUST DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON OR SOME-ONE, HAS A RUBBER STAMP THAT HAS THEIR NEW "Top SECURITY STAMP, THAT READS 'BURN BEFORE READING"! HERE'S THE STORY: FROM SEFS MOLE/S IN FOGGY-BOTTOMS, "RED CHINA HAS SIGNED A PACT WITH NI-CA-WA-WA, VOWING TO SUPPORT MANAOUA'S JUST STRUGGLE AGAINST THE UNITED STATES, AND HAS ESTABLISHED DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS!" AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ? SOME DIRT FROM FOGGY BOTTOMS: "BIG SPENDERS, WITH YOUR MONEY!" I NEVER PAID MUCH ATTENTION TO A POLITICIAN FROM CALIFORNIA, UNTIL NO/!, WHY. WELL YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS EITHER. BUT ITS TRUE! SOURCE: SEFS MOLE, IN THE SENATE CLOAK-ROOM. THERE IS ONE, EACH, SENATOR ALAN CRANSTON. WHO REPRESENTS THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA,(WE SHOULD HAVE STARTED OUT WITH 'ONCE UPON A TIME', BUT, WE DIDN'T, SO HERE GOES) WHO IS SOCKING IT TO US'NS WE'INS, YOU-UNS, AND ME'UNS. THE AMERCIAN TAX-PAYERS IN ALL 50 STATES! WHAT'S HE DONE ? WELL. IT SEEMS THAT THAT 'LIL OLD FELLA,'HAS IN THE THREE MONTHS ENDING SEPTEMBER 1985, RAN-UP A $1.631,831 BILL IN FRANKEDPOSTAGE FOR NEWSLETTERS WHICH BLANKETED THE 'GOLDEN STATE. AND THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE ALL THE HIDDEN AND CONCEALED COST OF PAPER, PRINTING AND SFAFF. HE MUST BE RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION OR SOMETHING ? NORMALLY. I WOULD HAVE IGNORED THIS REPORT. As POLITICAL AX-GRINDING AND MUD-SLINGING,(AND WE GET A WHOLE OF THAT STUFF EVERY DAY IN THE MAIL, FROM SOME IRATE-CITIZEN, AND IT IS IMMEDATELY CONSIGNED TO THE 'SHREDER.')HOWEVER, SEFS CONUS HOTR'S. IS CONSTANTLY AWARE OF THE COST OF POSTAGE TO OUR MEMBERSHIP. AND. WE CONSTANTLY TRY ALL WAYS/METHODS OF REDUCING OUR COST, AND PERHAPS WE DEVOTE TOO MUCH TIME TO COST-REDUCTION ? BUT, WE MUST DO OUR BEST! AND, THEN, ALONG COMES THIS GUY FROM CALIFORNIA, WHO EVIDENTLY HAS CONTACT IN HIGH- PLACES? AND RIDICULES OUR PUNY EFFORTS, SIMPLY BECAUSE OBEY THE LAW ! AND THERE TOO WHAT DO YOU THINK. ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF 7 LET US KNOW ! CHINA-LEY SOME MORE "GOOOOOK" FROM CALIFORNIA: "HIRE A HALL: TOP AMERICAN S.O.B.. GUS HALL. THE FuEHRER OF THE AMERICAN COMMUNIST PARTY USA: TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE PRE-SUMMIT 'BIG- DOTO HOLD COURT WITH HIS BELOVED AMERCIAN FOLLOWERS (TO INCLUDE SEES-MOLE, UNBEKNOWNST TO THEM) AT A RITZY Los ANGELES HOTEL TO INFORM HIS FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS OF WHAT THE SHITTY-SOVIET' (ONE-WORD) MASTERS EXPECTED FROM THE UP-COMING SUMMIT. CHIEF AMERICAN SHIT-HEAD-HALL (ONE-WORD) CONFESSED THAT PARTY CONFABS WERE NOT ALWAYS HELD IN LUXIIRIOUS SPOTS LIKE THIS ONE ON AFFLUENT WILSHIRE BLVD. "BUT HE ADDED, "IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT MUCH ABOUT THE COST, BECAUSE BEFORE LONG WE WILL OWN IT." SHIT-HEAD-GUS (ONE-WORD) THEN PROCEEDED TO PUT AMERICA ON NOTICE: HE SAID THAT KREMLIN COMRADES HAD INFORMED HIM (DIRECT LINE WITH THE KGB ?) THAT IF THE USA FAILED TO MAKE AN ACCOMMODATION WITH RUSSIA BY JANUARY 1ST, "THERE WOULD BE PLENTY OF TROUBLE." HE THEN STATED EMPHATICALLY THAT "THE NEXT THREE MONTHS WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT IN ALL THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD." THIS POINT WAS REPEATED 3 TIMES DURING HIS TALK! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF ? Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 "ASS I'VE SAID REPS ATEDLY OVER THE PAST YEARS, I'VE NEVER KNOWN ANY SELF RESPECTING KGB AGENT NOT To HAVE A TOP SECRET CLEARENCE I CHINA-LEY "WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON OVER THERE AT THE FUNNY COMPANY ? WHO IN THE HELL IS RUNNING SECTIONS ............. OF......... ???????? EVERY DAMNED INFANTRY (LOWLY) SERGEANT WILL TELL YOU THAT THE 'OLD BOY NETWORK' WILL GET YOU IN TROUBLE ! BUT, YOU CONTINUE TO FOLLOW THE OLD- SCHOOL TIE. BULL-SHIT, WAKE, OR US OLD TIME HARD-CORPS SERGEANTS, YOU KNOW, THOSE RUDE, CRUDE. AND UNATTRACTIVE BRUTES, IN YOUR ESTIMATION OF US, WILL ONCE AGAIN TAKE OVER I WE COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT OLD SCHOOL TIE'S , THE SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES IS PAR AMONT TO US ........ PUT THAT IN YOUR COLLECTIVE OVER-EDUCATED, SMUG, SOPHISTICATED PIPES AND SMOKE THEM ........... WHAT'S MY LATEST BITCH ALL ABOUT, READ ON.... THE FUNNY-COMPANIES (AKA: THE CIA) APPARENT BUNGLING (OK, SO YOU WON'T COME TO THE SEES 2-4 MAY 19116, REUNION. AT THE PATRICK HENRY INN, WILLIAMSBURG? A. EXCEPT MAYBE WEARING DARK GLASSES, N HATS, AND TRENCH COATS......OR DRESSED AS JANITORS, ETC., HEM-HEH-HEH-HEH.JIIST HAP TO GET THAT DIG AND PLUG IN.....) OF THE CASE OF THE SHITTY-SOVIET KGB AGENT VITALY YURCHENKO --WHO DEFECTED THE U.S. (AND WITH ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE, To WIT: CAUSING ME TO RE-WRITE THIS STORY 3 TIMES) AND THEN DECIDED TO RETURN TO THE USSR AFTER CHARGING THE FUNNY COMPANY WITH KID- NAPPING AND DRUGGING HIM--IS ONLY THE LATEST EVENT IN A RECORD WHICH INDICATES THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG OVER THERE AT LANGLEY ? A FORMER FUNNY COMPANY HIRED-HAND, NAME WITH HELD TO PROTECT TILE SEES STATED THAT, "IN THE R HENK CASE, THE FUNNY COMPANY CONVEYED AN IMAGE OF AMATEURISH DUP1131 ING (THERE, I SAID A B-A-D WORD!) THAT WILL BE A GREAT DETERRENT TO FUTURE DEFECTORS. YUR HENK HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE HORRIFIED WHEN HE SAW WHAT HE HAS TOLD US REVEALED ON T.V. AND IN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES. THE HANDLING OF HIS CASE WAS ABOUT AS SLOPILY UNPROFESSIONAL AS ANYTHING I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! WE MUST LEARN. IF WE WANT MORE DEFECTORS, YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF IT. BUT THE ENTIRE SEES BELIEVES THAT YOU WERE SABOTAGED DELIBERATELY FROM WITHIN ? SOULT ION. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT NUGGETS OF INFORMATION WE GAIN FROM THEM...THE KGB WILL NOW SEND OUT A CLEAR MESSAGE: "IF YOU'RE EVEN THINKING ABOUT DEFECTING. FORGET IT. BECAUSE THE LONG ARM OF THE MOTHERLAND WILL BRING YOU BACK. DON'T BE SO FOOLISH AS TO ENTRUST YOUR REPUTATION--LET ALONE YOUR LIFE--TO THOSE BLABBERMOUTH AMATEURS IN THE U.S.'... THE U.S. INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY IN RECENT YEARS HAS BECOME MESMERIZED BY TECHNOLOGICAL MEANS OF GATHERING INFORMATION. WE'VE TENDED TO FORGET THAT INTELLIGENCE 15 A HEART, A PEOPLE BUSINESS. WF ARE NOT AS SENSITIVE AS WE USED TO BE TO THE NEEDS, ASPIRATATIONS AND CONCERNS OF INDIVIDUAL HUMAN BEINGS." SENATOR MALCOLM WALLOP (R-WYO.), (GooD-GUY), A MEMBER OF THE SENATE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE WHICH OVERSEES THE EUNNY COMPANY. DECLARES THAT "~R CNENKO WAS PURPORTEDLY THE No.2 MAN IN CHARGE OF KGB OPERATIONS AGAINST NORTH AMERICA. YET THE AGNCY WAS NOT FAZED BY HIS FAILURE TO REVEAL THE SHITTY-SOVIETS BASIC UNOFFICIAL COVER NETWORK OR THE DEMENSION OF THEIR ILLEGAL NETWORK, AS ONE MIGHT HAVE EXPECTED. THE AGENCY SEIZED THE NAMES HE THREW AT THEM OF A FEW PERIPHERAL EX-FUNNY- COMPANY EMPLOYEES UPON WHOM SUSPICION HAD ALREADY FALLEN." SENATOR WALLOP NOTES THAT, " HRC ENKO TOLD THE FUNNY COMPANY EXACTLY WHAT IT WANTED TO HEAR--- THAT THE FUNNY COMPANY WAS BASICALLY UNPENETRATED AND THEIR OPERATIONS WERE SAFE. HIGHRANKING OFFICIALS FAILED TO PERFORM THE PAINSTAKING TASK OF LOOKING AT YURCHENKO'S COMPLETE MATRIX. THEY MERELY CHECKED SOME OF HIS FACTS AGAINST THEIR OWN AND, WHEN THESE TURNED OUT TO BE REAL. BOASTED OF SUCCESS. THEY UTTERLY FAILED TO ASK THE OBVIOUS COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE QUESTION: WHAT COULD TIIE No. 2 KGB MAN IN NORTH AMERICA BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ? OR, IF HE DID NOT REVEAL WHAT HE SHOULD KNOW. WHY DIDN'T HE ?... THE" AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO EXPECT, A BETTER PROFESSIONALISM THAN THIS." CHINA-LEY, BELIEVES AND HAS SPECULATED THAT YURCHENKO EITHER SLIPPED THE GRASP OF A CLUMSY CONTROL CASE OFFICER OR WAS A 'DOUBLE-AGENT', "No MATTER WHAT HE DECLARED." "SOMETHING IS WRONG ! THE CURRENT CONTROVERSY HAS REFUELED WHAT MAY BE THE FAR MORE SERIOUS GRIT ISM THAT THE FUNNY COMPANY HAS CONSISTANTLY UNDERESTIMATED SOVIET GOALS AND CAPABILITIES. IN A RECENT LETTER TO PR.REAGAN SENATOR JESSE HELMS (R-N.C.) CHARGED THAT THE FUNNY COMPANY HAD REPEATEDLY MISREAD SOVIET-SHITTY INTENTIONS AND UNDERESTIMATEDSOVIET CAPABI LT IES. HE WROTE THAT, "THE BIAS OF THE FUNNY COMPANY FOR UNDERESTIMATING SOVIET INTENTIONS AND CAPABILITIES OVER THE LAST 25 YEARS HAS ALREADY HAD A DELET?RIOUS EFFECT ON U.S. NATIONAL SECURITY. BUT THE RECENT IMPLICATIONS OF I NF ORMAT I ON RESULTING FROM KGB DEFECTIONS SUGGEST THAT WE I NOD IRE FURTHER I NTO THE PROBLEM OF THIS BIAS." EXAMPLES CITED BY CHINA-LEY I NCLUDE THE FUNNY COMPANIES DOWNGRADING OF A PREVIOUS ESTIMATE OF THE RANGE OF A SOVIET BOMBER, "NEGATIVELY REASSESSING" SOVIET BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMICAL WARE ARE TREATY VIOLATIONS AND ATTEMPTING TO CHANGE METHODS FOR MONITORING SOVIET NUCLEAR TESTS. CHINA-LEY ALSO CHARGED THAT THE FUNNY COMPANY HAS DOWNGRADED THE ACCURACY OF THE SOVIET SS-19 MISSILE, WHICH WOULD HAVE THE EFFECT OF RETROACTIVELY ALTERING THE FINDINGS OF- A 1978 STUDY STUDY OF SOVIET MISSILE ACCURACY CONDUCTED BY A TEAM OF EXPERTS FROM OUTSIDE THE AGENCY. HE ALSO STATED THAT THE FUNNY COMPANY "IS DENYING THE POSSIBILITY OF SOVIET-MOLE PENETRATINGS AND DECEPTION IN ESPIONAGE CHANNELS." A YEAR AGO, THE FANNY COMPANIES VICE CHIEF OF STATION IN ROME WAS BUSY CRITICIZING ITALIAN GOVERMENT OFFICIALS WHO SOUGHT TO LINK THE SOVIET UNION AND BULGARIA TO THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT AGAINST POPE JOHN PAUL II. CHINA-LEY, SEFS ADMIN., THINKS THAT PERHAPS FUNNY COMPANY OFFICIALS HAD BEEN "UNWITTING, OR IN SOME CASES, PERHAPS, EVEN WITTING TOOLS" OF THE SOVIET CAMPAIGN TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM THE PLOT TO MURDER THE POPE. CHINA- LEY STATED: "WHAT I FIND VERY TROUBLE- SOME OVER 114E PAST TWO YEARS WAS THE FREQUENCY WITH WHICH SENIOR OFFICIALS, IN FACT, PARTICIPATED IN THE CAMPAIGN OF POOH-POOHING WHAT TURNS OUT TO BE A VERY SERIOUS PLOT, I THINK IT IS ABSOLUTELY SCANDALOIIT THAT SOME OFFICIALS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT AND SOME SENIOR OFFICIALS IN THE FUNNY COMPANY WERE....TOOLS IN THAT CAMPAIGN." IN 1974. IN SECRET TESTIMONY, THE FUNNY COMPANY CALCULATED THAT "SOVIET DEFENSE SPENDING" MIGHT WI LL BE AS LOW AS 6% OF THE SOVIET GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT," TIIE SAME PERCENTAGE THAT THE U.S. WAS ALLCCAT ING . LATER, IN 1979, THE FUNNY COMPANY REPORTED THAT, IN FACT, BETWEEN 1967 AND 1977, THE Soy III WAR ECONOMY MOVED FROM 1:6 INFERIORITY VIS A VIN THE U.S. TO 3:2 SUPERIORITY. To Cont. P-24. JNION #4, WILLIAMSBURG, VIRGINIA, 2-4 MAY 1986, GET YOUR RESERVATIONS IN Na'J 7 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 AS SEES HOTRS HAS BEEN "-HINT ING AT" FOR THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF (1 , FOR THE PVT SNUFFY'S OF SEES)I WE HAVE A TOP-LEVEL "K B MOLE N THE "FUNNY COMPANY". AK : THE A "I AND WHAT no YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF? C.L. WANT MORE INTEL WELL, HOW DO I START, RELATE, TO OUR DEAR SEES READ-FRS WITHOUT SAYING THE "SECRET WORD AND GETTING 20 YEARS'?" WELL. WE'LL JUST START BY THE REPORT RECEIVED FROM SEFS'S "TOP-LEVEL MOLE" UNDER BILL CASEY'S DESK, REPORTEDLY LOCATED, JUST ACROSS THE RIVER FROM "FOGGY-BOTTOMS". AKA: WASHINGTON D.C., IN A LITTLE BACK-WATER TOWN OF VERY SMUG AND SOPHISTICATED WOOD-BE SPOOKS (AKA: LANGLEY, VA..), WHO ARE CONSTANTLY TRIPPING OVER THEIR "CLOAKS AND STICKING EACH OTHER IN THE BACKS WITH THEIR BLUNTED DAGGERS"! "OH GOSH, RANG, GEE-WHIZ. GOLLY-GOBS-OF-GOOF-SHIT. DEAR, DEAR, DEAR, SUCH LANGUAGE FROM CHINA-LEY! MAY NEVER GET OVER THE SHOCK OF THIS LANGUAGE? Now. WAY BACK WHEN. IN THE 1940s, SOMEWHERE AROUND, ABOUT. APPROXIMATELY 1946-49, OR 1950 OR SO, MY CHIEF AGENT (AGENT IN CHARGE, FOR THE SNUFFY'S), CONSTANTLY CHIDDED, CHEWED ME OUT FOR MY "REPORT-WRITING". HE SAID "I'D NEVER MAKE IT!" AND AS WE WERE AT THAT TIME STATIONED IN, AROUND, ABOUT, THERE-TO. THERE-BY. AND THERE-ABOUTS, BOTH FRANKFURT AM MAIN, AND MUNCHEN, THEN OCCUPIED U.S. TERRITORY. AKA: AGAIN FOR THE SNUFFY'S, WEST GERMANY TODAY! AND SINCE WE WHOLE-HEARTEDLY REALLY AND TRUELY EXPECTED THE BIG, BAD. MEAN SHITTY-RUSSIAN BEAR, TO COME TEARING ACROSS EASTERN EUROPE AND INTO "OUR" OCCUPIED TERRITORY. AND "GOBBLE-US!1'N'S-UP. CHEW-US'INS. AND SPIT-US'INS OUT IN LITTLE PIECES, AND IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING ANYWAYS. BECAUSE WE HAD VIRTUALLY NOTHING TO STOP THE "SHITTY-RUSSKIES" (ONE-WORD). EXCEPT THE DREADED AND "WORLD-FAMED, "UNITED STATES CONSTABULARY". AKA: FOR THOSE OF US WHO WERE THERE, WE REFERRED TO THEM AS THE "CIRCLE C RANCH- HOUSE", WHICH CONSISTED OF A COUPLE OF HUNDRED M-8 AND M-20 ARMORED CARS, COUPLE OF HUNDRED ARMOR- PLAITED JEEPS, 2 TON TRUCKS, ETC. THEY WERE A HARD NOSED BUNCH! THATS WHY WE CALLED THEM THE "CIRCLE C RANCH-HANDS", THEY HAD THE CUTEST LOOKING UNIFORMS! BUT THATS ANOTHER "WAR-STORY"! ANY-HOW, MY CHIEF AGENT OR AS YOU WILL THE "A.I.C.", TOLD ME, "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!". GET OUT OF MY OFFICE AND GO BACK TO WORK! THE NEXT DAY, WHEN I CAME INTO OUR "LIL'OL SAFE-HOUSE TO GO TO WORK, I FOUND A GERMAN FRAULIEN (7) SHE HAD MOVED INTO MY OFFICE WITH HER OWN DESK AND CHAIR. FILE CABINETTS, ETC.. AND PROMPTLY TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS MY SECRETARY, AND THOM I WOULD IN THE FUTURE DICTATE ALL MY REPORTS TO HER VERBALLY. AND THAT SHE WOULD WRITE THEM-UP FOR SUBMISSION TO THE "A.I,C."I THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HER ATTITUDE THAT WAS A BIT DISTURBING. NOT ONLY WAS SHE SIX FOOT TALL, WEIGHING IN AT ABOUT 160 LBS, SHE ALSO CARRIED A GERMAN ARMY SWA?GER-STICK, AND WOULD OCCAISIONALLY SLAM IT DOWN ON HER DESK WHILE IN MY PRESENSE, EVIDENTLY TO GET MY ATTENTION ? WELL IT WORKED! AS I WAS -A RELATIVELY YOUNG "TROOPER" AT THE TIME. AND MY ACTUALL ARMY RANK (EVEN THOUGH WE WERE"NON-MILITARY-DOCUMENTED", WAS A CORPORAL, REGULAR ARMY. AND WHEN I ASKED HER WHY SIZE HAD'NT HAD MY MORNING-COFFEE FOR ME WHEN I CAME IN IN THE MORNING? SHE. JUMPED UP FROM BEHIND HER DESK, SLAMMED HER SWAGGER-STICK DOWN ON HER DESK. CAUSING MV INNOCENT. VIRGINAL MACHO-PERSON TO FLINCH, RUSHED AT ME. LEANED OVER MY CHAIR WHERE I WAS CRINGING, AND SHOUTED LIKE THE PREVERBIAL BRITISH SGT MAJOR ON THE PARADE GROUND, AND PROMPTLY INFORMED ME THAT SHE "HAD BEEN A SERGEANT IN THE WW II, GERMAN ARMY","AND THAT I HAD BETTER WATCH MY STEP AROUND THAT OFFICE!" WOW! DOUBLE WOW! AND, FARTHER THAT I WAS TO STAY THE-HELL OUT OF THE "A.I.C.S". OFFICE, THAT SHE WOULD HANDLE ALL MY REPORTS! WELL THATS THE WAY IT WAS IN MY YOUNGER INTUITIVE YEARS, SUBMIT OR GET CREAMED! I KNOW DAMMED WELL THAT HER "OLD DEAD FUEHRER" WAS ROLLING OVER AND LAUGHING IN HIS GRAVE! RUT. I WAS A YOUNG WOULD BE "SUPER-AGENT", AND WAS REALLY DEDICATED TO RIDDING THE WORLD OF THE ENEMIES OF THE UNITED STATES! THERE-TO!! IF I HAD KNOWN THE TRUTH. I WOULD HAVE REALIZED. THE FACTS... WHICH WAS WHAT EVERYONE AROUND ME NEW , AND OF COURSE OUR DETACTHMENT "A.1 C."! AND THAT TRUTH. WAS THAT WE "WERE ALL WRITTEN OFF!" A BUDDY OF MINE, ANOTHER SUPER-AGENT, MY ROOM- MATE, ABOUT TEN YEARS OLDER THAN I, ONE DAY ATTEMPTED TO TELL ME THE 'GOD AWFUL TRUTH, HE SIMPLY SAID, LEY, HAVE YOU EVER READ ABOUT "BATAAN, OR CORRIGIDOR?" I ANSWERED No. WHY? HE SAID "YOU SHOULD!" NUFF SAID ABOUT THAT, THEREAR$ THOSE, WHO WILL BE VERY ANGRY. AND MY MENTIONING IT! MEANWHILE BACK AT "LANGLEY", HERE'S THE FUNNY REPORT FROM SEES SUPER-MOLE: ACCORDING TO FORMER WASHINGTON D.C. "KGB STATION CHIEF" WHO HAS SINCE/RECENTLY DEFECTED AND JOINED US' INS THE "GOOD-GUYS" AND HE IS ONE EACH VITALIV DJURCHENKO. THE FORMER 5TH RANKING SOVIET SPY, WHO SOUGHT POLITICAL ASYLUM AT THE U.S. EMBASSY IN ROME. ON 24 JULY HAS GIVEN US' INS, LEADS ON HIGH LEVEL SOVIET-SHITSKI PENETRATION OF THE US CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. THE SHIT-HIT THE FAN, BILL CASEY D.I.A. (DIRECTOR. CIA), NEARLY BLEW A FUZE! WHAT FOLLCWEED WAS THE "NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES!" THERE WAS A SHAKE-UP IN THE "DIRTY TRICKS" DEPT ., AFTER MANY LEAKS WERE REVEALED OF THE MANY "OPERATIONS" AND OTHER OPERATIONS DELIBERATED SABATAGED FROM WITHIN. AS A RESULT MANY PERSONS WERE RECEIVED. GOT "SIDE-WAY TRANSFERS"(YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS). VARIOUS SENIOR OFFICERS ALSO RECEIVED SIDE-WAY TRANSFERS"! LANGLEY IS CURRENTLY SUFFERING "CONVULSIONS" (IF YOUR SMART, YOU'LL STAY THE HELL AWAY) SENATORSJESSIE HELMS, MALCOLM WALLOP. AND STEVE SYMMS, ARE DEMANDING THAT "HEADSROLL"! AND YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE! THEY ARE ACCUSING THE FORMER CHIEF OF TITE "FUNNY-COMPANIES" ARMS CONTROL INTELLIGENCE STAFF OF COVERING UP SOVIET ARMS CONTROL VIOLATIONS, AMONGST OTHERS. AND OTHER SUCH THINGS ...... (CAN'T SAY MORE). IT IS OBVIOUSLY THAT THE DIA (DEFENSE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY(( THE GOOD-Guys) ARE SUBMITTING REPORTS THAT DIFFER SOME-WHAT FROM THE "COMPAIN?IES"! (HE-HE-HEHI AT THE RISK OF GOING TO JAIL. LETS SIMPLY STATE "THAT THERE IS A MOLES (SOVIET) AT LAN LEY!" ENND! CHINA-LEY OK, JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. THE DEFECTOR VITALIY DJURCHENKO. THE FIFTH RANKING OFFICER OF THE SOVIET-SHITTY-KGB AT THE TIME OF HIS DEFECTION THIS SUMMER "SHOULD BE/IS WELL INFORMED ABOUT BITTY-SOVIET -"ASSETS" IN FOGGY BOTTOMS, AS HE WAS STATION-CHIEF OF THE SHITTY-KGB, IN THAT CITY FROM 1975 TO 1980. AND IN CHARGE OF ALL NORTH AMERICAN KGB OPERATIONS. NOW. WE CAN EXPECT A NUMBER (?) OF U.S. DEFECTIONS TO THE "SHITTY-SOVIET-UNION"! (OR MAY-BE A FEW SUICIDES ? FATEL AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENTS, ETC, ETC... OR WHAT-EVER). Now...WE CAN SIT BACK, RATHER SMUGGLY OURSELVES. SMILING INWARDLY, WITH OUR "OLD MOTH-EATEN CLOAKS" FOLDED CAREFULLY. OUR "RUSTY OLD DAGGERS" PLACED ATOP, AND ALL PLACED CAREFULLY BACK IN OUR OLD ANTIQUE FOOT-LOOKERS UNTIL THE NEXT REUNION. AND, NOW WE JUST WATCH THE HOLLYWOOD STYLE MELO-DRAMA UNFOLD AS A RESULT OF THIS KGB DEFECTOR DJURCHENKO 1 WHAT BUGS THE "OLD SPOOKES AROUND SEFS Ho., SEFS "VIETNAM VETERANS ARE TAX-PAYERS, NOT TAX COLLECTORS"! PACKS A NEARER LOAD 8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 SUBMITTED BY THE COMMANDER OF ALL SEES CHAPTERS IN AUSTRALIA. ERIC DERMOTT, SEES-6074, WAS KNIGHTED AND IS NOW SIR ERIC D[RMOTT. K.C.S.F., K.O.B.S... RAYMOND DLIFFELL, SEFS-6073, WAS MADE SIR RAYMOND DUFFELL, K.O.R.S. LEONARD WILLMOTT. SEFS-6071. WAS MADE SIR LEONARD WILLMOTT, K.I.O.M., K.O.B.5., THEN THERE WAS HIGHER ELEVATION TO: BERNARD (TOBY) TOBIAS, SEFS-6072. WAS ELEVATED TO: GENERAL LORD BERNARD TOBIAS THE EARL OF SOMMERVILLE. BRIAN DEDAVENPORT - STUART, SEFS-6050. THE COMMANDER OF ALL SEES CHAPTERS IN AUSTRALIA, TO GENERAL LORD BRIAN DEDAVENPORT - STUART, THE EARL OF CHESTER. ALONG WITH THE PROMOTION AND ELEVATION THEY WERE AWARDED THE FOLL0.4ING AWARDS AND HONORS: K.C,S.F.: KNIGHT COMMANDER SPECIAL FORCES. K.G.C.S.O.L.. KNIGHT GRAND CROSS SERENE ORDER OF LEONARD, K.G.C.I.O.M.: KNIGHT GRAND CROSS ILLUSTRIOUS ORDER OF MERIT. K.G.C.O.B.S.: KNIGHT GRAND CROSS ORDER OF THE BLACK SWAN. K.R.O.: KNIGHTS OF THE ROYAL ORDER. THE K.G.C.S.O.L.. K.G.C.I.O.M., K.G.C.O.B.S. ARE ALL RECOGNISED BY BREST STARS AND SASHES OF OFF ICE , IT IS VERY POSSIBLE THAT BRIAN DEDAVENPORT-STUART, oooops. GENERAL LORD BRIAN DEDAVENPORT, AKA: THE EARL OF CHESTER, SEFS-6050, ACCOMPANIED BY GENERAL LORD BERNARD TOBIAS, AKA: THE EARL OF SOMMERVILLE, SEFS-6072. WILL BE IN THE U.S. TRAVELING UNDER DIPLOMATIC PASSPORTS, AS SPECIAL AMBASSADORS AT LARGE FOR AND ON BEHALF OF HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE LEONARD. WILL SUBMIT ITINERARY ON OR ABOUT MARCH 1986. WILL ALSO BE TRAVELLING ON OUR DIPLOMATIC WALLETS! HOPE TO BE AT THE MAY 1986 SEES REUNION. B.DE D.- S. .JANE FONDA, WHERE ARE YOU NOW? REQUIEM FOR THE BOAT PEOPLE OF INDOCHINA by Nick Uhernik S E F S- 1927 FISHERMEN of Thailand are afraid to cast their balance-of-power concepts that must eventually nets off the eastern gulf shores. Too often their lead to the domino-downfall of free Ada. . catches have contained more human remains than The going rate for bribing your way out of Ho- fish. Chi-Minh City? Two thousand U.S. dollars for an Near Malaysia. In one Incident alone, over 100 adult, half that for a child. A high price that Vietnamese perished when their boat capsized in families, exhausted by nearly 40 years of fighting, the deep and violent waters. Fleeing their home- gladly pay for the prospects of peace and freedom land and its communist victors, the refugees never - only to drift aimlessly across the no, a people had a chance. without a country. The communists outlawed Free countries of Southeast Asia are sympathetic maps, compasses and navigational aids long ago, to their plight, but helpless to act. They have and this additional torture lends itself to endless already taken in over 350,000 people, and room is confusion as the Vietnamese search for another running out. Indonesia and the Philippines have set home. aside entire islands for the homeless, and Malaysia Tourists skimming along the waves in their by- alone has granted over 55,000 boat people sanc- dra-boat, on the way to Macao for an evening of tuary from the barbarous regime of Hanoi's Pham- gambling, were shocked to see the body of a dead Van-Dong. Infant thrown from the deck of a listing freighter Americans, who abandoned Saigon during ner into the murky water. Some of the tourists snapped final nightmare, continue to operate vast resettle- pictures for their scrapbooks back home, and their meot programs, but many U.S. citizens remain un- ship continued unabashed on its cruise. moved by the refugees' plight, and want the flow Even former Viet Cong leaders have found the of Orientals to stop. The fact that 140,000 men, communists from the north to be vicious liars. The women and children have died trying to escape population of Saigon's Chi Hoa Prison, once South Vietnam since its surrende" in 1975 seems to heavily criticized by outsiders for its abject squalor fall on deaf ears. and overcrowding, has multiplied five times under Authorities in Hong Kong have stiffened their communist supervision. Former protestors like penalties aimed at "refugee racketeers" who, for singer Joan Baez and poet Allen Ginsberg have $500 a boatload, had been sneaking the Vietnamese been turned away by the Vietnamese authorities. into Hong Kong harbor. (Coming from a country Hanoi on Ionizer listens to them. where the average school teacher makes $28 a T month, the amount is a king's ransom.) Now ships' HERE was once m American actress who captains are unloading their human cargoes at sea trouped across Laos and North Vietnam, pointing and paying the owners of Chinese fishing boats an accusing finger at our POWs and lecturing to large sums of money to smuggle the refugees onto news media and all who would listen on the evils of the already overcrowded island, the imperialist running dogs of the U.S.A. Oh, To compound the problems and confusion, over how lovely it would be, she promised, if the South 400,000 refugees have poured Into Vietnam from Vietnamese people would open their arms to their Laos and Cambodia during the last three years. brothers in Hanoi! The communists, keeping a low The red pot of gold at the end of the communist profile, sat back and grinned at the actress, leaving rainbow has mysteriously failed to appear. What all the work to their new puppet. Thousands have has come of the promises - promises fueled by died, and the final chapters of the city of sorrow American war protesters - for a better life under have yet to be written.... northern rule? Where are you now, Jane Fonda? Though embarrassed at the defeat of the "great- eat" country on earth by guerrillas in Vietnam, American politicians continue to develop deceptive REUNION # 4 WILLIAMSBURG, VIRGINIA Work Out with.... "HANOI JANE" For Novelty Use Only Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 THE AMER ICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION (ACLU) HAS ACCORDING TO SEES DEEP-MOLE, ASKED THE (GET 1141S NOS) SENATE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE TO DETERMINE WHETHER PREZ RE AN HAS " ECRETLV SISPENDED A BAN AGAINST THE ASSASSINATION OF LIBYA'S "MADMAN (RESIDENT THAT IS COL MUAMMAR KHADAFFFFFEY, (LIKE IN DAFFY-DUCK ? NO OFFENSE DAFFY! IT HEARD REJMORS OF AN SEFS.REPORT THAT HAS APPROVED A CAMPAIGN AGAINST COL "DAFFY-KHADAFFFFFEY IT URGED THE SENATE COMMITTEE TO INSURE THAT "EFFECTIVE STEPS" BE TAKEN TO PREVENT THE KILLING OF COL DAFFY KHADAFFFFY. ACCORDING TO SEF S "DEEP-MOLE" WHO ALLEDGFDLY QUOTED FROM A "TOP SECRET: 29-(XYZ) VULNERABILITY ASSESSMENT" SUPPOSEDLY DONE BY THE "FUNNY COMPANY AND OTHER INTELLIGENCE COMPANIES. AND DATED 1R JLINE 1984, APPARENTLY THE DOCUMENTS WERE STOLEN OR LEAKED . THE PUBLISHING OF HIGHLY CLASSIFIED DOC LIME NTS WHICH ARE STOLEN FROM GOVERNMENT FILES SEEMS TO BE A SPECIALTY WITH SOME PERSONS, PARTICULARLY IN CASES WHERE THE DOCUMENTS CONTAIN INFORMATION EFFECTING OUR NATIONAL SECURITY. OK. WE'LL NAME THEM, MR BOB WOODWARD (BAD GUY ?) OF THE WASHINGTON POST, WHICH HAS SERVED FOR YEARS AS A "FENCE" FOR PURLOINED DOCUMENTS, AND HAS RESERVED UNTO ITSELF THE RIGHT TO DETERMINE WHAT THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT SHOULD OR SHOULD NOT CLASSIFY. IN ITS DEFENSE, THE POST HAS EMPLOYED THE SLOGAN THE "PEOPLES RIGHT TO KNOW," WHICH, IF THE MATERIAL IS PUBLISHED, INCLUDES THE "ENEMIES" RIGHT TO KNOW." KIIADDAFEFFFY (LIKE IN DUCK), WHO IS THE HEAD AND FRONT OF THE INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST MOVEMENT. AND WHO WORKS IN CLOSE COOPERATION WITH SYRIA, IRAN, AND THE SHITTY-SOVIETS (ONE-WORD) IN THAT MOVEMENT. AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MANY ASSASSINATIONS IN OTHER COUNTRIES, INCLUDING THE U.S., WAS QUICK TO RESPOND TO THE PRESENT ALLIGATIONS. HE PUBLICLY DEMANDED THAT PREZ REAGAN (GOOD GUY) BE PLACED ON TRIAL. RUT SHOULD THE ACLU BE CONCERNED ABOUT WHETHER KHADAFFFY-DUCK LIVES OR DIES, OR AT WHOSE HANDS HE DIES? WHAT HAS IT TO DO WITH ITS OBJECTIVES? TIIE ACLU WAS ORGANISED WHEN THE U.S. ENTERED WORLD WAR I, IN 1917. IN ALL WARS, THE FIRST CASUALTIES ARE CIVIL RIGHTS AND CONSTITUTIONAL SAFEGUARDS/GUARANTEES. IN OUR OWN CIVIL WAR PRESIDENT LINCOLN SUSPENDED A NUMBER OF CONSTITUTIONAL SAFEGUARDS. WHEN HE WAS CRITICIZED FOR IT, HE SAID THAT WHILE IT WAS HIS DUTY TO PRESERVE THE CONSTITUTION, HE WAS INVOLVED IN A WAR THAT COULD LOSE THE NATION. "BY GENERAL LAW." HE DECLARED. "LIFE AND LIMB MUST BE PROTECTED, YET OFTEN A LIMB MUST BE AMPUTATED TO SAVE A LIFE, BUT A LIFE IS NEVER GIVEN TO SAVE A LIMB. I FELT THAT MEASURES OTHERWISE UNCONSTITUTIONAL MIGHT BECOME LAWFUL BY BECOMING INDISPENSIBLE TO THE PRESERVATION OF THE CONSTITUTION THROUGH THE PRESERVATION OF THE NATION." WHEN WE ENTERED WORLD WAR I THE NEED TO PREVENT THE COMPLETE ABROGATION OF THE CONSTITUTION IN AREAS WHERE IT COULD BE PRESERVED INVIOLATE WAS GREATER THAA IT HAD EVER BEEN. OPPOSITION TO THE WAR WAS CONFINED TO RATHER SMALL GROUPS OF RADICALS, WHO IN ARTICLES AND SPEECHES CRITICIZED OUR PARTICIPATION IN IT. THEY DID NOTHING TO INTERFERE WITH THE WAR'S CONDUCT. FOR THE ARTICLES THEY WROTE NO THE SPEECHES THEY DELIVERED. MEN AND WOMEN WERE SENTENCED TO 10, 15 AND 20 YEARS IN JAIL. THEIR RATHER SMALL PRESSES WERE SUPPRESSED, THEIR HEAD OUART ERS RAIDED, THEIR F I LES RANSACKED. AND MOST OF THIS WAS DONE BY GOVERNMENT AGENTS IN THE NAME OF THE LAW AND THE CONSTITUTION IN THOSE YEARS THE ACLU PERFORMED YEOMAN SERVICE, RAISED MONEY FOR DEFENSE OF THE VICTIMS OF WHAT AMOUNTED TO A REIGN OF TERROR, AND WHEN THE WAR WAS OVER THE ACLU WORKED ACTIVELY TO OBTAIN A GENERAL AMNESTY FOR THOSE WHO REMAINED IN JAILS YEARS AFTER THE WAR'S END, FOR A LONG TIME THE ACLU STEERED CLEAR OF COMMUNIST"AFFILIATIONS, IN 1940 IT PURGED ITS LEADER- SHIP RANKS OF SEVERAL-KNOWN COMMUNISTS, RUT SOME LEFT I STS REMAINED,. IN THE 1960s II BECAME INVOLVED IN THE ANTI -WAR MOVEMENT, AND IN THE LATE 60's IT REMOVED A BAN AGAINST THE ADMISSION OF COMMUNISTS. SINCE THEN IT HAS SERVED COMMUNISTS 013JECTIVES IN A VARIETY OF WAYS. ITS PRINCIPLE TARGET HAS BEEN OUR INTELLIGENCE-GATHERING AGENCIES, THE DISMANTLING OF WHICH WAS VEY HELPFUL TO THE COMMUNISTS IN THEIR ESPIONAGE ACTIVITIES IN THE UNITED STATES. THE ATTACKS WERE DIRECTED IN THE 70'S AGAINST THE CIA AND THE FBI. THE ACLU WORKED IN COOPERATION WITH OTHER LEFTIST ORGANIZATIONS. SUCH AS THE NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD. THE INSTITUTE FOR POLICY STUDIES. AND THE NATIONAL EMERGENCY CIVIL LIBERTIES COMMITTEE, WHICH HAD BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A COMMUNIST FRONT. WORKING IN HARMONY, THESE ORGANIZATIONS MANAGED TO DEMORALIZE OUR INTELLIGENCE-GATHERING AGENCIES. WITH THE SUPPORT OF SUCH "LIBERAL ?" U.S. SENATORS As EDWARD KENNEDY AND CHARLES MATHIAS, HOUSE AND SENATE COMMITTEES WHICH OVERSEE THE SURVEILLANCE OF ENEMY AND TERRORIST ACTIVITIES IN THE U.S. WHERE ABLOLISHED. SUCH SURVEILLANCE. THESE ORGANIZATIONS ARGUED BEFORE CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEES, CONSTITUTED A THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRATIC FREEDOMS. ONE r THE THINGS THEY CONSIDERED A THREAT TO OUR COUNTRY AND FREEDOMS WAS THE USE OF INFORMERS, WHICH IS THE BEST WAY OF PREVENTING TERRORIST ACTS STILL IN THEIR PALNI NG STAGE. MANY LIVES WOULD HAVE BEEN SAVED HAD THESE PLANS BEEN DISCOVERED BEFORE THEY WERE PERPETRATED. FRI AGENTS WERE HANDCUFFED TO PREVENT THEM FROM PERFORMING THEIR DUTIES. SOME WERE EVEN INDICTED ON TRUMPED-UP CHARGES. THE FUGITIVES CONTINUED THE DESTRUCTION OF LIFE AND PROPERTY WITHOUT HINDRANCE THE FUNCTIONS THE ACLU WAS ONCE ORGANIZED TO PERFORM. AND DID PERFORM-THE PROTECTION OF CIVIL RIGHTS OF AMERICANS--ARE NOW BEING PERFORMED BY THE U.S. CIVIL RIGHTS COMMISSION. THIS MAY BE ONE REASON WHY THE ACLU IS GOING ABROAD TO HELP "DAFFY- LIKE- IN-DUCK-KHADAFFFFFY OF LIBYA. IN ANY EVENT, IT IS NOW TAKING IN TOO MUCH TERRITORY AND IS BECOMING TOO SOLICITOUS ABOUT THE SAFETY AND LONGIVITY OF FOREIGN TYRANTS AND MURDERERS. CHINA-LEY. DON'T BREAK FAITH WITH OUR POW/MIAs Demand their return WRITE HANOI SRV Representative to the UN 20 Waterside Plaza New York, NY 10010 National League of POW /MIA Families 1608 K St. N.W.. Washington. O.C. 20006 ITS NOW 1985 and ;HANOI-JANE FONCA" is making milliornand still remains utpulish.d as a Traitor and for heir Visor i m 10 4. Pe&ndEurcpe Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 0 FROM ',LFS PEEP-MOLE, IN THE SHITTY-KREMLIN (ONE-WORD). ANOTHER U.S. TRAITOR, ONE EACH S.O.B., NAMED EDWARD LEE HOWARD. FORMER SUPER-DUPER CIA AGENT. NOW DL FE_CTOR, (Now IT CAN BE TOLD ?) ESCAPED FBI STAKEOUT IN SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO. LAST MONTH (OCTOBER) AND IS NOW BELIEVED IN MOSCOW, USSR. WANT MORE ? HERE WE GO .... THE U.S.") SPIES IN RUSSIA HAVE ALL GONE INTO DEEP-DEEP COVER! WHY BECAUSE THE "SHIT'S ON"! EDWARD LEE HOWARD, CIA, NOW TRAITOR. IN MOSCOW, HAS BLOWN MANY U.S. SPY COVERS! SO AS PRES. REAGAN COMES UP TO THE SUMMIT MEETING WITH GORBACHEV THE U.S. IS WITHOUT MANY OF ITS VALUABLE INSIDE KREMLIN SOURCES. DETAILS: THE "FUNNY-COMPANY (CIA) HAS ORDERED A "STAND-DOWN" OF ALL ITS ?1OSCOW AGENTS BECAUSE OF FEARS THAT THEIR COVERS HAVE BEEN "BLOWN" BY THE DISGRUNTLED (?) (OR HAS HE ALWAYS BEEN A KGB AGENT. DEEPLY IMBEDDED, A SLEEPER, INTO THE CIA ?). CIA-DEFECTOR EDWARD LEE HOWARD, 33 YRS, NOW A FUGITIVE WHO ESCAPED AN FBI STAKEOUT IN SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, IN OCTOBER 1985, AND IS Now IN MOSCOW! "HOWARD HAS EFFECTIVELY BLOWN ALL OUR MOSCOW OPERATIONS. THATS WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO," SAID ('111 NA-LEY. HOWARD HAS BEEN FORMERLY CHARGED BY THE FBI. ACCORDING TO SEFS SOURCE. WITH "CONSPIRACY TO DELIVER NATIONAL DEFENSE SECRETS TO AID A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT" AND "UNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID PROS ICUT ION." CHINA-LEY SEZ HOWARD HAS DONE TERRIBLE DAMAGE TO THE U.S. AGENT NETWORK IN MOSCOW. HE IS BELIEVED TO HAVE TOLD THEM MANY OF THE SECRETS OF THE FUNNY-COMPANIES MOSCOW OPERATIONS. THIS INCLUDES THE CODENAMES AND POSITIONS OF U.S. AGENTS THERE. AT LEAST ONE U.S. AGENT, A.G.TOLKACHEV A WELL PLACED SOVIET DEFENSE SCIENTIST, HAS BEEN ARRETED AS A RESULT OF HOWARD'S TREACHERY AND HAS PROBABLY BEEN TORTURED AND SHOT BY THE SHITTY-KGB AS A RESLILT . TOLKACHEV WAS ONE OF AMERICAS MOST VALUABLE AGENTS. HE PROVIDED THE U.S. WITH VERY IMPOR- TANT INFORMATION ON THE STATE OF SOVIET AIRPLANE ELECTRONICS. RADAR TECHNOLOGY AND STEALTH TECH- NIOUES. TOLKACHEV IS THOUGHT BY CHINA-LEY-f0 HAVE TIPPED THE U.S. OFF ABOUT THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE LARGE TREATY-VIOLATING ABM RADAR AT KARSNOYARSK. As WELL AS LEADING THE KGB TO TOLKACHEV, TRAITOR HOWARD IS BELIEVED TO HAVE PROVIDED THE SOVIETS WITH DETAILS OF EOUIPTMENT THE "FUNNY-COMPANY" PROVIDES AGENTS IN MOSCOW. TOGATHER WITH DETAILS OF COMMUNICATIONS PROCEDURES, SIGNALS. "DROP-SITES" AND OTHER METHODS USED BY OUR INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS IN DEALING WITH AGENTS. ARMED WITH THIS INFORMATION, THE KGB IS VERY WELL-PLACED TO ARREST ANY AGENT WHO MAKES CONTACT WITH HIS CIA CASE-OFFICER. OR CONTROL. So TO PROTECT THE COVERS AND LIVES OF ITS AGENTS. SEZ CHINA-LEY. THE FUNNY-COMPANY HAS ORDERED A GENERAL STAND-DOWN' -MEANING THAT AGENTS AND CIA OFFICERS ARE TO CEASE ALL CONTACT. THIS CUTS OFF VALUABLE SOURCES OF INFORMATION ABOUT THE WORKINGS OF THE SHITTY-SOVIET GOVERNMENT, I THE LEADING UP TO THE SUMMIT MEETING. AND, NOW ITS TIME FOR THE ENEMIES AND THE CRITTICS OF THE FUNNY-COMPANY TO GET INTO THE ACT.... C R I T I C S CHARGE THAT THE C I A HAS SERIOUSLY MISHANDLED THE H O W A R D CASE 'AND DONE GRAVE DAMAGE TO U.S. INTELLIGENCE GATHERING CAPABILITIES. MOREOVERTHEY SEE A SERIOUS OF ERRORS THEY FEAR ARE PART OF A WIDER PATTERN OF INCOMPETENCE IN THE U.S. INTELLIGENCE. THEY SAY THEY ARE APPALED THAT SUCH AN INEXPERIENCED OFFICER, AKA: SHIT-HEAD, ONLY TWO YEARS IN THE FUNNY-COMPANY. SHOULD BE PROPOSED FOR ASSIGNMENT TO MOSCOW. MORE INTELL ON THIS TRAITOR N RD: ONLY RECRUITED IN 1981, UNTESTED ANYWHERE OUTSIDE THE U.S., HOWARD WAS PREPARED (BY WHOM FOR THE FUNNY-COMPANIES MOST SENSITIVE AND TOUGHEST STATION IN THE WORLD. CHINA-LEY ASKS "WHY?" MOREOVER. TRAITOR-H AR (IT GETS DEEPER) HAD A HISTORY OF PERSONAL INSTABILITY INCLUDING DRUG USE AND MINOR CRIME THAT EVENTUALLY GOT HIM FIRED FROM THE COMPANY. WANT MORE ? HE FAILED A POLYGRAPH TEST JUST BEFORE HE WAS DUE TO BE POSTED TO MOSCOW--HE'D STOLEN MONEY FROM THE HANDBAG OF A WOMAN PASSENGER ON AN AIRLINE FLIGHT (NAME OF AIRLINE WITHHELD TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT,HEH- HEH-HEH I CHINA-LEY SE7. "HOWARD WAS"TOO-HOT" TO BE FIRED OUTRIGHT. AND THAT THE COMPANY SHOULD HAVE FOUND A RELATIVELY NON-SENSITIVE PLACE FOR HIM, TO KEEP HIM INSIDE, AT LEAST UNTIL HIS MOSCOW OPERATIONS SECRETS WERE OLD. AND FURTHER "THAT H WARDS FLAT DISMISSAL WAS 'CARELESS AND EXTREMLY DANGEROUS TO THE NATIONAL SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES!" CHINA-LEY POINTS OUT TO THE SEFS MEMBERSHIP THAT DEPUTY DIRECTOR (FUNNY COMPANY). AND JIMMY "PEANUTS CART R,(AKA: THE FORMER PREZ, THAT CAUSED THE DEATH OF SOt`1OZA?(AKA: GOOD-GUY). THAT SOMOZA SHORTLY BEFORE HE (SOMOZA) WAS ASSASSINATED, ASK THE QUESTION: "WAS PREZ JIMMY CARTER A COMMUNISTS?") APPOINTEE JOHN MCMAHON. CONFUSING? OR SIMPLY STATED, JOHN,_ M M6HON. DEPUTY DIRECTOR, OF THE FUNNY- COMPANY, APPOINTED BY FORMER PREZ JIMMY "PEANUTS" CARTER. RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HANDLING OF TRAITOR HOWARD! Now YOU SHOULD BE UN-CONFUSD! WANT MORE ? READ ON... AFTER BEING FIRED, HOWARD TOLD HIS LIL OL BUDDIES AT THE FUNNY-COMPANY THAT HE WAS SO RESENTFUL AT THF_ INJUSTICE HE'D SUFFERED, HE WAS THINKING OF SELLING CIA SECRETS TO THE KGB. HIS LIL OIL BUDDIES REPORTED HOWARD THREATS OF TREACHERY, BUT THE FUNNY-COMPANY RESPONDED BY RECOMMENDING A PSYCHIA- TRIST AND GETTING HIM A JOB'WITH THE STATE GOVERNMENT IN NEW MEXICO. CHINA-LFY SEZ OF THE FUNNY-COMPANIES CHARGE THERE WAS "GROSS DERILECTION OF DUTY" THAT IS NOT RE- PORTING THE THREAT OF TREACHERY TO FBI (THE GOOD-GUYS) COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE, WHICH HAS STATUTORY RESPONSIBILITY WITHIN THE U.S.. FBI SURVEILLANCE MIGHT WELL HAVE PICKED UP H AR S CONTACTS WITH THE SHITTY-KGB BEFORE ANY SUBSTANCIAL DAMAGE COULD BE DONE. THE FUNNY-COMPANY HAS ITS OWN COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE STAFF AS WE ALL KNOW, BUT THEY ARE (GOD IHATE TO WRITE THIS) APPARENTLY INEFFECTUAL, BECAUSE OF ORGANIZATIONAL SUBSERVIENCE TO OPERATIONAL DIV- ISIONS, AND FREOUENT TURNOVER OF PERSONNEL. ALARMS BELLS SHOULD HAVE RUN OUT AT LANGLEY AND THE FUNNY-FARM AS SOON AS THE AGGRIEVED EDWARD HOWARD STARTED TALKING ABOUT SEEING THE KGB. INSTEAD THEY CALLED FOR A SHRINK? (WE BUT WONDER, WHO WERE "THEY)"I THE ONLY SOLACE TO THE U.S. IS THAT THE KGB LOOKS LIKE IT HAS SERIOUS PROBLEMS TOO! KGB TYPES DEFECT TO US' INS AND OUR ALLIES, THEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS, THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS AND RETURN TO THEIR SHITTY SOVIET MOTHER LAND.. WHERE OF COURSE, THEY ARE SENT TO ONE OF THE KGB RE-EDUCATION AND RE-ORIENTATION CAMPS, FROM WHICH THEY CEASE TO EXISTS. WE KNOW THAT THE KGB HAS AN EXCELLANT "HOLD SYSTEM" ON THEIR FAMILIES, AND IT SEEMS TO WORK! WHY ? BECAUSE THEY RETURN TO FACE WHAT-EVER! WE CALL IT TREASON, WE IMAGINE THAT THE KGB CALLS IT THE SAME, AND SINCE THEY HAVE A RATHER PERMANENT SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEMS OF TRAITORS, ONCE THEY GET THEIR HANDS ON THEM. THEY CEASE TO HAVE THAT PARTICULAR PROBLEM... WE AI _L KNOW ABOUT THE CASE OF VITALIY DJURCHENKO. WHO JUST LAST WEEK, MADE HIMSELF WELL KNOWN VIA THE U.S. NEWS MEDIA. IN GREAT BRITIAIN THE KGB CHIEF GORDIEVSKIY, DEFECTED TO M-I-6, WERE HE li Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 "PBS", ADMITS THEIR "ERRORS" IN VIETNAM SERIES, BUT REFUES TO CORRECT THEM ? (KNOW_YOUR_ENEMIES)I YOU WON'T HELL EVE THIS. BUT READ ON DEAR SEES READERS AND GET WHAT THEY (PBS) HAD TO SAY ABOUT US, THE VIETNAM VETERANS I ARE YOU Rt ALLY READY FOR Tit I5 ? IS IT ANY WONDER THAT WE WERE "PUT-DOWN" AND ARE STI LI_ BEING PUT-DOWN, BY THE SO-CALLED I NT ER LECTUALS? The SEFS and other media critics applauded the Public Broadcasting Service when it aired an Accuracy in Media film exposing major flaws in the PBS series, "Vietnam: A Television History," but officials of PBS are now saying that, despite public televisions own in-house investigation backing up AIM 's charges, the Vietnam series will be re-run without any, changes. (In other-words they will Continue, and reshow their "lie's and Distartion about Vietnam, to include "Us'ins, WeIiris , You-ins, and anyone that served his country in Vietnam). The AIM film narrated by CHARLESTON_IiESTON (Good-Guy), contained a powerful anti-Communist message and warnings about disinformation and propaganda in the media. It also cautioned that the Vietnam debacle may be repeated in Central America. When an SEFS Super-Mole insisted on an explaination of why the Vietnam series would not be changed in responce to AIM Is criticm, GAIL CRISTIAN (Bad-Guy/Girl) of PBS programing department exploded with an obscenity, "F...you," and hung up the phone. SIIZANNE_WEIL, senior vice prsident fo- programing at PBS, has since apologised for her subordinate'. use of "language that was not not acceptable." However, she affirmed PBS would not insist on any changes in the Vietnam series and that the AIM film would not be shown in conjunction with the swries when it is re-run. "There were very, very small points," WEIL claimed, She said "most of the complaints AIM (The GOOD- GUYS) raised are subjective" and "not substantial enough to change anything." (SEFS translation: The Vietnam Veterans are not worth a Damned)I WEIL also denounced AIM (The GOOD-GUYS) as a group with "very extreme views (labeling ?)" that went through the series with a "fine tooth comb. " She added, "Of the 13 shows (in the series), they found little errors in five of them. Eight of them found no pre"lems in." REED IRVINE (Good-Guy), chairman of AIM, was flabbergasted by WEIL's comments. "She must not have seen any of our material or watched the AIM film," he said. "We can count at least seven serious errors of ommission or commission. Three and possibly four of those were discussed o n the 'Inside Story' special." "Inside Story" is the name of the special two-hour program aired by PBS on 26 June 1985 that included th- broadcast of the AIM film, an investigation of AIM's charges, and a panel discussion of the controversy. The major errors and ommissions in the Vietnam series, as identified by AIM (The Good-GUYS), were: "1. The portrayal of the North Vietnamese leader HO_CHI MINE (Bad-Guy) as 'first and foremost a nationalist, not a Communist.' - "2. The denigration of our South Vietnamese allies and their leaders in their struggle to keep their country from falling to the Communists. "3. The denigration OF AMERICAN FIGHTING MEN IN VIETNAM, PORTRAYING US AS MURDERERS OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS, DRUG ADDICTS, AND INFERIORS TO THE ENEMY ................................................ (THEIS S.0_B_'s1_ARE TALKING_AND_LABELING_US-1). "4. THE PORTRAYAL OF WE VIETNAM VETERANS AS TRAUMATIZE-D BY THE-WAR1 _{BULL--SHIT11-------UNABLE--- --------------- -- ----- ------------------'-------- ---- TO ADAPT TO CIVILIAN LIFE SBULLSHIT~. ----------------------- ------- "5. The ommission of the important role played by disinformation and propaganda, transmitted by our own media, in swaying public opinion, Congress, and many in the executive branch against support of resistance to a Communist takeover in Vietnam and Cambodia. "6. The failure to show how Congress, in passing the CASE-CHURCH amendment, threw-away the freedom of South Vietnam and Cambodia, by sending a signal to the Communist that they could violate the truce agreement without any fear of provoking American responce. "7. The demeaning way in which the series treated American POW's, half-condoning their torture by their Communist captors and comparing their treatment favorably to the treatment of Communists POW's by our side." The first three or four of the AIM critisms were examined by a group of journalists representing the "Inside Story" program Theis journalists cover media issues for public television and could not have been accused of having pro-AIM or conservative bias. THEY FOUND SOME MINOR ERRORS IN THE AIM FILM BUT CONCLUDED, "THESE PROBLEMS TARNISH BUT DO NOT DESTROY AIM'S ANALYSIS. INDEED, MANY EXPERTS WHO REJECT AIM'S POLITICAL CONCLUSIONS FOUND VALUE IN THE CRITIQUE." Time magazine, in a a July 1 article on the PBS-AIM controversy, declared that the "Inside-Story" analysis "lends credence" to some of AIM's charges. "Inside Story" was somewhat reluctant to come to any firm conclusions about who was right and wrong.(But, you dear, respected SEFS-reader and Former Combat-Vetetasu, HAVE BEEN GROSSLY INSULTED! AND WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ? REMEMBER, THAT THEIR ARE 3 MILLION VIETNAM VETERANS, ANDJUST A COUPLE OF THOSE INTERLEOTUAL-THUGS OVER AT PBS, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THESE WHEELERS AND DEALERS OF THE PUBLIC BROADCASTING SERVICE HAVE DONE TO YOU, "BRANDED, INSULTED,.' ABUSED" YOU CALL-IT, IT'S THERE I THEY DID IT KNOWINGLY, WILLINGLY, AND UNDOUBTABLY WITH GREAT JOY AND GLEE, DISCREDITED US I ANGRY, YOU SURE AS HELL SHOULD BE !) But the vast majority of experts they interviewed supported AIM's (The Good-Guys) charges that the series portrayed SHIT-HEAD-HO-CHI-MINH (one word) as more ------ ---- ---- of a nationalist AND THAT AMERICAN SOLDIERS-AND-OUR-SOUTH-VIETNAMESE ALLIES WERE-CAST-IN-A-NEGATIVE -------------------------------------------------------------- LIGHT. 11 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 1836 "VICTORY OR DEATH" TRAVIS writes from the Alamo, transforming himself into a Hero--and Texas into a cause worth dying fort On Sunday, 9 March 1834 nearly two years to the day before he would die at the Alamo, WILLIAM_BARRET TRAVIS write in his diary: "Started to Mill Creek waters all swiming & prairie so boggy--could not go- The first time I ever turned back in my life." Only eleven months of TRAVIS' diary survive, but what makes.the passage leap out-other than TRAVIS' own underlining-is that it is the one entry in which TRAVIS of fact and the TRAVIS of legend seem per- fectly joined. Otherwise the diary is simply a daily log of his law practice and personal expenses, a document by an obsessive counter. He lists his shirts and socks, and he lists his sexual adventures. (Someone named SUSANNA is recorded as his fifty-ninth conquest. He was 24.) That brief underlined passage is the only moment of personal assessment in the entire document, and there is in those words TRAVIS' unstated reproach of himself for letting nature dominate his intentions. He was a vain, moody man, idealistic and romantic. He worked hard by day, and at night he gambled or consorted with prostitutes or sat alone reading Sir Walter Scott. He was brainy and ambitious and filled with passionate energy. H spent all his short life seeking a stage upon which to play out his self-appointed destiny. The only thing he understood about himself was that he would not turn back. He wanted to be a hero and a patriot; and he became a hero and a patriot. He wrote his famous letter from the Alamo proclaiming his new role. and the world listened. He had, with a few strokes of a pen, made his his dreams real. He had invented himself and invented Texas as well. Texas is a place where family means very little, where awards and degrees and other kinds of official certification mean very little, and where a person's past outside Texas means very little either. Here a person can truely invent himself, and he will be believed and accepted as long as he manages to do a reasonable job of living up to his own invention. This truth of our place and character has made the state, then and now, a ripe tree for plucking by carpetbaggers, shysters, promoters, and confidence men of all descriptions who get away with claiming to be what they are not. But they are over shadowed by the people who have come here or been born here and worked to become something far better than they or anyone else might have expected. TRAVIS, wether he understood all of this or not WAS THE FIRST TEXAN because he made the world accept his vision of himself. When the high water forced him to turn back, TRAVIS was going to Mill Creek to see REBECCA CUMMINGS, with whom he was conducting a passionate romance. TRAVIS hoped to marry her. He was fervent, courtly suitor who brought her jewelry and requested in return a lock of her hair. REBECCA, for her part in this courtly drama, knew how to tease and provoke him just long enough before yielding some degree of her favors. (TRAVIS writes in another diary entry thht she was cold to him early in the evening but later "muy calien -very hot) TRAVIS might have pressed his suit with even greater passion except for two inconvenient leg- acies from his past. One was his wife and two children he had left behind in Alabama. The other was a nagging venereal disease that he was treating with an elixir made of mercury. TRAVIS, born in South Carolina, was th oldest of eleven children, although his father MARK, had had an Illegitimate son before his marriage. TRAVIS' mother was named JEMIMA. When TRAVIS was nine, his father moved the growing brood to Alabama, where he farmed a tract of land. TRAVIS' uncle ALEXANDER lived nearby. This uncle was a man of considerable local reputation, a circuit preacher, founder of Babtist churces, mediator of disputes, and organizer of small towns. TRAVIS spent time in his company, and ALEXANDER seems to have had more influence on the boy than TRAVIS' own father had. At sixteen or seventeen, most likely through devices of his uncle, TRAVIS left home to attend school in a nearby boom- town named Claiborne. He never returned to farming or to live with his family. Soon he was reading law with Judge JAMES DELLET, a former Speaker of the Alabama House and United States congressman! At the same time he taught school. In October 1828he married one of his students, and nine months later his first child was born. TRAVIS was nineteen years old. In the coming months he joined the Masonic lodge, got commissioned as an adjutant in the Alabama militia, and founded a newspaper, the Claiborne Herold, whose inscrutable motto was "Thou shalt not muzzle the oz that treadeth the corn." Then in 1831, having made such an auspicious start in life, he abruptly left his son and pregnant wife and came to Texas. He believed that she had been unfaithful. It is possible that he had murdered the man he thought was her lover. Once in Texashe immediately asked STEPHEN AUSTIN to recommend him as consol from the United States. Astonishingly, _AUSTIN did. TRAVIS spent his time going back and forth between San Felipe, the principle town of the Anglo settlements, and Anahuac on Galveston Bay near the mouth of the Trinity River. There he conspired with various others to resist customs laws. For that he was arrested and imprisoned in the spring of 1832, which in turn caused disturbances to arise among the discontented Anglo settlers. At one point TRAVIS was staked to the ground and surrounded by Mexican soldiers pointing their rifles at his head. An armed group of Texans had approached the garrison. The commander announced that at the fist shot from the Texans TRAVIS would be killed. TRAVIS told the Texans to shoot anyways, but the rebels held their fire and eventually dispersed. TRAVIS was released. From then until the outbreak of the revolution TRAVIS practiced law in San Felipe. He was a busy and probably capable lawyer, although he was prone to try to settle certain cases with his fists. He was tall and raw-boned, with dark, curly red hair and a ruddy complexion. At a time when wearing socks could be considered an effete affectation, TRAVIS paid careful attention to the buying, sewing, and washing of his cloths. And he doused himself with lavender water. He read books; he courted ladies, both virtuous and otherwise; he went to balls and parties, such as they were on the frontier. Still, he was known for his gloomy temperament. He walked about the town or sat down to the gambling tables at night, in his fancy clothes, a lonely, brooding figure, set apart from most others by his dress, his education, his aversion to farming, his dark brow, and his sudden sulfuric temper. During the 1830's, Anglo immigrants had been flooding into Texas. Those victims of Texas fever, having left behind whatever they had in Tennessee, Carolina, or Mississippi, had a tremendous stake in Texas' turning out to he everything they had hoped. Thus it was often with wild expectation and racing emotion that they first saw their new home. "We're here all united together, bound together by an indissoluble tie." one wrote back home. "As the past has been full of bitterness, we of course look forward to fu- ture happiness." Those emeotions are combined with exalted notions of liberty and romance. LordBYRON and SIR WALTER SCOTT were the most popular authors of the age, and their romanticism inflamed their ---------------- readers. SAM_HOUSTON's maiden speech as a congressman from Tennesse had supported the Greeks who were fighting for their independence; so were the Poles, and suddenly, in 1835, so were the Texans. DANIEL CLOUD, who would later die at the Alamo, wrote home, "If we succeed, 'a fertile region and a greatfullpeople will he for us our home and secure to us new rewards. If we fail, death in the defense of so just and so good a cause need not excite a shudder or a tear." MICAJAHAUTRY, who also died at the Alamo, wrote, "I go the whole hog in the case of Texas. I expect to help them gain their independancr and also to form their civil government, for it is worth risking many lives for." Yet such inflamed emotions can crash as quickly as they arise. In the weeks before the Alamo, Texas was all discouragement and disillusion. The provisional council which had been called together to set Cont. P-25. 13 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 4 LIBERAL (MARXIST 7) EDUCATORS BATTLING 'PUPIL PPU1EC11011 ACE !' No this is not happening in Central America, or the Far East, or elsewhere's in this wotld, It is securing right here in the United States... Head on an get a "Case of The ARSE I Thirty liberal edneetor crganisetiens determined TO_EXCLUDE PARENTS FROM HAVING ANY SAY-SO ABOUTTHEPUBLIC_SCHOOLS, have handed together in a new group called the "HATCH_AMENDMENT_COALITION." Their stated purpose is to oppose the 1984 Pupil Protection Amendment (sometimes called the HATCH-AMENDMENT, which is somewhat misleading because there are several other HATCH_ACTS). The Pupil Protection Amendment requires schools to obtain prior written parental consent before requiring a minor to submit to a psychiatric or pyschological examination, testing or treatment. It covers non-academic subjects such as p21itical_affiliations, potentially_embarra_sing_psychol- ----- ogical_problemsi_sexual_behaviors_and_attitudesj_income_or_critical_appraisels_of_family_members_ The HAC has just distributed a 90 page "Guidelines Document" to advise their friends in the public school system how_to_get- - - _rid of parents who tr to assert arenta1 r1ght in education. -- --------- The ~0_organizations include the AMERICAN-CIVIL-LIBERIES_UNION, AMERICANS-FOR-RELIGIOU-S-LIBERTY ---- -------L------------------------------ ----------------------------- AND NORMAN LEAR'S PEOPLE ---- FOR-THE AMERICAN WAY. ------------------------------------- HAC is particularly upset about a "Sample Parents Letter" written by the Maryland Coalition of Concerned parents on Privacy Rights In Public Schools. ( 3807 Taylor St., Chevy Chase, MD 20815) That letter was designed for parents to send to their children's schools in order to assert the rights of parents and pupils to be free from privacy-invading questionaires and harrassment or manipulation of their values. This letter probably has reached several million parents because it has become widely reprinted by both conservative and liberal publications. HAC members obviously are worried because it is such a big shock to most parents to find out that the 35 non--academic subjects listed in the Sample Parents' Letter are widely taught in public schools. The Sample Parents' Letter distributed by the Maryland coalition is not a legal 'complaint" to be filed under the Pupil Protection Amendment; It is a letter to advise the schools that parents intend to assert their constitutional rights under U.S. law, of which the Pupil Protection Amendment is only a limited part. The Sample Parents' Letter lists many controversal non-academic subjects taught in public schools today, including death, suicide, alcohol, drugs, abortion, contraceptives, extramarital sox, incest, nuclear war, globalism, population control, guided fantasy, hypnotism, witchcraft, the occult, horoscopes, self-disclosure, sensitivity training, open-ended discussion about morals, life and death decision games and attitudes toward parents. The HAC guidelines provide a "Sample Response Letter to Parents." It purports to help schools reply to the Sample Parents' Letter or any letter from a parent who requests that a student not be involved in controversial classroom curricula without prior written parental consent. The HAC Sample Responce Letter does not deny that the controversial 35 subjects are taught. Instead, it dishs out a placebo which says: "Be assured that all activities which occur in our scholl system are directly related to the goals and objectives of the curriculum and have a distinct academic program." One can reasonably infer that the HAG believes that those controversial subjects are the goals and objectives of the curriculum, and that the school intends to go right on teaching them without knowledge or consent of the parents unless the parent initiates an ugly confrontation with the school. The HAC Sample Response Letter to Parents is misleading to parents, mistaken in its references to the Sample Parents Letter, and misguided in advising schools to stonewall the parents. It is non-responsive and patronizing toward parents. The Sample Responce Letter attempts to lead parents around in a circular discussion that goes nowhere, and to discourage the parents from pursuing any complaint by frustrating them with a battery of non-answers. It really is a bunch of words designed to tell the parents to get lost, that its none of their business and that the schools intend to do what they want with the children. The HATCH-AMENDMENT COALITION is making terrible public relations mistake. Parents who receive the Sample Responce Letter will only become even more alienated from the public schools. The HAC has forgotten that parents have primary rights over the education of their children,and that taxpayers have primary rights over the schools. (CHINA-LEY) Moreover, on the question if how ur allies were treated, "Inside Story" issued a harsch indictment of the producers of the series. Cont. from P-12, "Inside Story" reported. "The series had scenes fo South Vietnamese suffering and sacrifices. It also had prostitutes, tales of black market, and very few scenes of army success." "Inside Story" also reported "Despite the lar e refu ee co it th d , g g mmun y e pro ,r ucers relied fa more heavily on interviews in Communist Vietnam, both for official and common man viewpoints." RICHARD ELLISON (Bad-Guy), the'interlectual' executive producer of theseries, admitted to "Inside Story" that he had slighted the South Vietnamese. "If I had been able to do 14 films," he said. "the 14th film wpuld probably have gotten more into South Vietnamese life than we were able to do in 13. But one of the reasons that they are less visible than they might have been was because they are rather elusive. It was not easy to get them to consent to appear on camera." But, "Inside Story" exposed this as false. It interviewed a leading South Vietnamese scholar who was"readily available" at Harvard University. The scholar had been listed as a "consultant." to the series but was, in fact very critical of it. While the undersigned (China-Ley) regards this controversy as series and substantive SUZANNE WEIL of PBS claims that the AIM charges, and SEFS's are "subjective" and"very small pointo." SHE WOULD NOT DARE TELL THAT TO US, THE VIETNAMESE COMBAT VETERANS, THE VIETNAMESE REFUGEES AND OTHER CONCERNED AMERICANS WHO WERE OUTRAGED BY THE PBS SERIES. (CHINA-LEY) /LA Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 PUS10 uw 98 -5 6 Bin x ,-eighth Congress of the %lnited states of zmerita DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY UNITED STATES MINT WASHINGTON, D.C. 20220 AT THE SECOND SESSION Begun and hold at the City of Washington on Monday, the twnty-third day of January, one thousand nine hundred and oighjyfour --- i3s, ,13 n (t 1'u r`puin IM Sentary et eM 74wur1 to cede end NU a wtiaul meld is Aoeor of ^ L 4, 41S>X Mr. China "Shanghai" Ley Special Elite Forces Society P. O. Box 9925 Kansas City, Mo 64134-0925 N SEC . Thank you for your telephone call about the Vietnam Veterans National Medal Program. Enclosed are copies of the Public Law authorizing the medal and a press release and guidelines relative to the Vietnam Veterans National Medal Design Program. Also, enclosed is a press release announcing the names of the winners of the design competition and copies of the refined versions of the two winning designs. We originally anticipated a fall release date for the medal. However, due to several technical revisions to the model suggested by the Commission of Fine Arts, we are now anticipating a later release which will be early 1986. We have put your name and address on the mailing list and when the medal becomes available we will send you a press release. Thank you for your interest in the Vietnam Veterans National Medal Program. Assistant Director of the Mint for Marketing ? Be it enacted by the Senate and House o Repin/atioa of the I United State o(Amerioa in Congress assem YIORT Trrti SacrtON 1. This Act may be cited as the "Vietnam Veterans National Medal Act" FINDINGS SEC. 2.'The Congress hereby finds- (1) that it is in the national interest to issue a national medal honoring the courage and dedication of the men and women who served in the Armed Forces of the United States in the Vietnam conflict; (2) that the men and women who served in the Armed Forces of the United States in the Vietnam conflict made sacrifices that deserve recognition by the United States; and l (9) that the issuance of a national medal is a fitting and suitable way for the United States to express its thanks and gratitude to then members and former members of the Armed Forces of the United States who served in the Vietnam conflict. COINAGE OF s Dau Sec. 3. 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MEMBER OF THE FDN., DECKED THE SOVIET-SHITSKI CHOPPER WITH A RUSSIAN SAM-7, GROUND TO AIR MISSILE. THE CUBAN COMMUNIST CREW (PILOT AND GUNNER. NEVER NEW WHAT HIT THEM! I DOWN AND FOUR TO GO ! C.L. SOURCE: SEFS MOLES IN PLACE, AT VARIOUS LOCATIONS IN "FOGGY-BOTTOMS" ! (WE'LL NEVER TELL. WELL ALMOST NEVER)...AKA: WASHINGTON D.C. OR "MURKY MORASS"! OR ????????? ACCORDING TO THE SEFS SOURCE (ZOS-TYPE). THE SHITTY-SOVIET UNION AFTER AN UNEXPLAINED SLOWDOWN IN DELIVERIES OF MILITARY HARDWARE TO NI-CA-WA-WA (WE ARE WAITING INTELL-REPORT FROM SEFS MOLE IN PLACE AT "KGB CENTRE, MOSCCJW, TO LEARN WHY?), HAS STEPPED UP SHIPMENTS IN RECENT MONTHS AND IS NOW ACCORDING TO SEFS MOLE, DEEP-MOLE IN HAVANA, WHERE THEY EXPORT SHITTY-CIGARS, TRANSSHIPING CARGO THROUGH CUBA. SEFS INTELLEGENCE SPECIALISTS AND ANALYST AS OF THIS TIME, DON'T HAVE A CLEAR PICTURE OF WHAT TYPE OF HARDWARE IS ARRIVING IN NI-CA-WA-WA, HOWEVER WE KNOW THAT IT ISN'T BIBLES. BUT. THERE HAVE BEEN INDICATIONS OVER THE PAST TWO WEEKS OF NEW SHIPMENTS OF TRUCKS AND TANKS. AND LAST WEEK, SEFS MOLE, REPORTED.TO THIS HOTR'S "A U.S. SUPERSONIC SPY PLANE FLEW OVER CUBA AND CONFIRMED THAT CARGOES WERE BEING REMOVED FROM SHITTY-SOVIET SHIPS AND SHITTY-BULGARIAN SHIPS AND TRANSFERRED TO NI-CA-WA-WA-AN SHIPS. THATS A NEW WRINKLE SAID CHINA-LEY. BUT THERE HAVE ALSO BEEN SOME SOVIET-SHIT-SKI SHIPS GOING DIRECT TO NI-CA-WA-WA THIS FALL." "WE DON'T KNOW YET, WHAT ALL THERE IS THERE (IN THE SHIPMENTS). BUT THE POINT IS THAT THERE HAS BEEN A RESUMPTION OF SHIT-TV-SOVIET ARMS DELIVERIES SINCE A GAP THAT STARTED LATE LAST YEAR". SAID CHINA-LEY. SEFS SOURCE AT "FOGGY-BOTTOMS" A REPORT THAT THE SR-71 BLACKBIRD RECONNAISSANCE PLANE THAT FLEW OVER CUBA LAST WEEK WAS FIRED ON FROM THE GROUND WITH SOVIET-SHIT-SKI SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILES. ACCORDING TO CHINA-LEY,"THE PILOT OF THE SPY PLANE (THE GooD-Guys) "HAD AN INDICATION OF RADAR DETECTION" BY THE SHIT-POT-CUBANS. "BUT WE DON'T KNOW IF THEY FIRED ANY MISSILES." THE SEFS MOLE, (UNDER YOU KNOW WHO'S DESK) , REPORTED THAT MONDAY AN SR-71 FLEW OVER CUBA TWICE LAST THURSDAY NIGHT TO TAKE SURVEILLANCE PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE PORT AT MARIEL. "THE SUPERSONIC CRAFT WITH HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED CAMERAS WAS FIRED ON BY SOVIET-SHIT-SKI-MADE SAM MISSLES, BUT THE PLANE RETURNED TO TUE U.S. BASE UNHARMED." BACKGROUND: THE SR-71 IS CAPABLE OF FLYING MORE THAN 2,000 MILES PER HOUR AT AN ALTITUDE OF MORE THAN 80,000 FEET. ITS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT RENEWED MILITARY BUILDUP COINCIDES WITH THE SHIT-TY SANDINISTA'S CRACK DOWN ON CIVIL LIBERTIES AND A MILITARY OFFENSIVE AGAINST A MILIIARY RESISTANCE IN NI-CA-WA-WA." CHINA-LEY SAID, 6TIIOUGH CIIINA-LEY SAID HE COULD NOT PROVIDE ANYTHING SPECIFIC AT THIS TIME, REGARDING THE CON- TENT OF THE BUILDUP, HE REPEATED EARLIER CHARGE THAT THE LEFTIST GOVERNMENT OF NI-CA-WA-WA 15 ENGAGING IN A MILITARY BUILDUP "THAT IS FAR IN EXCESS OF-ALL OF ITS NEIGHBORS COMBINED. THAT IS FAR IN EXCESS OF ANY DEFENSIVE NEEDS." CHINA-LEY FURTHER STATED THE UNITED STATES BELIEVES HAT THE BUILDUP IS SERIOUS AND IS PART OF A CONTINUING BUILDUP THAT HAS BEEN ACCELERATED IN THE LAST MONTH OR SO. THE UNITED STATES HAS LONG MADE IT CLEAR ITS CONCERN OVER SOVIET SHIPMENTS OF MILITARY CARGO TO NI-CA-WA-WA. BUT SANDINISTAS, (THE BAD GUYS)IN TURN, SAY THEIR MILITARY BUILDUP 15 A NECESSITY BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES IS TRYING TO OVERTHROW THEIR GOVERNMENT BY SUPPORTING THE CONTRA- GUERILLA ARMY (THE GOOD GUYS). ACCORDING TO CHINA-LEY, THE SHITTY-SOVIETS HAVE DRAMATICALLY INCREASED THEIR SHIPMENT OF COMBAT MATERIAL TO NI-CA-WA-WA OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS. A STATE DEPARTMENT SUMMARY RELEASED IN APRIL. SUCH SHIPMENTS TOTALED ONLY 850 METRIC TONS IN 1980, BUT ROSE TO 18,000 TONS IN 1984 ?????? SFFS MEMBERSHIP COMMENTS ON "SHIT-HEAD, AKA: LITTLE-SIIIT ORTEGA'S" VISIT TO THE UN ! "ONLY IN AMERICA CAN WE MAKE A DULL, COMMUNIST, MARXIST, LENINIST, TROTSKI-IST, LIBERAL A STAR FOR A WEEK." SEFS-2674 (ZOS).. "A DIRTY JOB. AND PHIL DONAHUE (BAD GIIY ?) WAS JUST THE MAN TO DO IT, RY GIVING ORTEGA AKA: NI-CA-WA-WAN-COMMUNIST LITTLE-SHIT, A FORUM ! SEFS-1574 (ZOS). "LEAVE IT TO PHIL DONAHUE (BAD GUY ?)", SEES -0621 (ZOS). "IHAT BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE TYRANT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO COME TO THE II.S.A.", SEES-1859 (70S). ANYONE KNOW OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE BITCH OF HANOI (AKA: JANE FONDA WHILE HE WAS (HERE)? 'OFFS-7048 (70S). HAVE YOU PAID YOUR CURRENT 1984-85 DUES? IF NOT. YOU MAY INCLUDE YOUR PAYMENT NOU. ALONG WITH THE 86-87 DUES - ALL IN ONE CHECK WILL BE FINE.... DO NOT SEND CASH! ..... i-I Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 4 INTELLIGENCE "DE-CLASSIFIED" BY S.E.F.S. ! WHY ? BECAUSE TIE APPROPIATE AGENCIES DON'T WANT - YOU TO KNOW ! ARE YOUR READY FOR THIS ONE ? IT PERTAINS TO SOVIET CHEMICAL. BIOLOGICAL WARFARE ! SINCE KNEW ONE ELSE WILL REPORT 17 S.E.F.S. WILL ! It would appear that the way our silver-tongued orators talk about Communism in "Foggy-Bottoms" is a matter of etiquette. We don't know many Intelligence experts who have anything good to say about the Shitty-Soviet Union, but on the other hand, they certainly "wouldn't say thing against the Soviet Union openly." Why3 It's impolite. It's just not good form, old boy. It would be like saying something anti- clerical. People might agree with you, but it is just bad taste old boy, to go around saying such things." So it was not surprising there was an embarrassed silence when two former U.S. Intelligence officers--ynUENTIN_CROMMELIN and DAVID SULLIVAN published a book, Soviet Military Supremacy, (The Citizens Foundation, Suite 515, 1701 Pennsylvania Ave., N.W., Washington, D.C. 20006), recently in Washington,(Aka: THE DEEP MORASS)--cleared by the "Funny Company", (Aka: The C.I.A.)-- which reported for the first time that the Shitty-Soviets (one-word) have been routinely tying prisoners to stakes at the Shikany Chemical Test.Range southeast of Moscow to test the lethality of chemical and biological weapons. Only one newspaper out of the 1,750 odd American dailies reported the claim and not a single TV network or radio station. The wire services ignored it, as far as we here at the S.E.F.S., Intelligence Center can establish. The American media recently spent weeks devoting forest of newsprint pulp and hundreds of TV hours to the atrocities of a long-extinct tyranny inGermany, but don't want to face up to similar present nastiness of he "dreaded" Communists. Almost everyone here at the S.E.F.S., Intelligence Center is rendered "speechless" by this "tasteless" subject of the staked prisoners at the Shitty-Soviet (one-word) chemical test ranges. The "Funny-Company" won't say a word. Nor will the State Department. Nor the White !louse. Nor the Arms Control and Disarmanent Agency. Non say the charges of CROMIMELIN and SULLIVAN are untrue. Neither will they say they accept them. It's the old neither confirm-nor-deny doctrine, evolved in order to protect American secrets, but used to_protectA SHITTY-SOVIET-(one-word) SECRET! An alleged S.E.F.S., spy In the Pentagon's responce when we called was typical. He interrupted us even before we had completed the question (tasteless, that is) almost as if he hated hearing ds put i~. "We do not have anything on that," he spat out his stock reply. What garbage! Of course they do. They have photographs of the Shikhany Chemical Test Range, including the stakes to which the miserable human guinea pigs are tied to test these diabolical weapons (see illustration). The Pentagon has said in the past that the Soviets routinely train their soldiers In excercises where live and lethal chemicals and biological agents are present. Says the Pentagon report, "Continuing Developement of Chemical Weapons Capabilities in the USSR," dated October 1983: "The Soviets have developed the firing data required to use chemical weapons in battle situations. This includes the types and numbers 'of weapons required to attack various targets under a variety of weather and combat conditions. They continue today to explore and test systems with improved dissemination, larger payload, Increased range and better accuracy. This gives them greater target flexability and deeper strike. capability." Quote that bland-sounding technocratese back at people in the U.S. defense and intelligence community and they will readily confirm that: "Yes, of course that means that the Shitty-Soviets stake people up and try chemical weapons and germ on them. They do it as a matter of routine and they have for years, there is nothing new in that, but, don't quote me." SEFS Intelligence experts got that re a pence in several sectors, but on strick condition that the sources concerned not be identified. As If This Were Somehow An_American_Secret They_Were rotecting1_Rather Than A Shitty_Soviet SECRET-? Why Do The Powers That Be, Fear Of Telling The ------------- American People, WHAT THAT "EVIL EMPIRE IS DOING"??????? Noj_perhaps_it_ia_ that_the_Precious-Anti-Ant i_Shitty_Soviet-Etiguette_That_The_U.S. Department of State Fears That_They_May_Upse_he_Shitty_Kremlin ? If SoThens SGTSHULTZY 77 1-y on't Know --- - - - - - - - - Nuth_Ing", Could Be_Replacedi_by_S_E_F.S's PVT SNUFFY ? At least PUT-SNUFFY, Kn_o_ws_What's_H_oppinin') And of course public discussion of the activities of the "contemporary Russian MEMGELES might "sour the atmoshere" for arms control negotiations and other righteous efforts at "dialogue" with Moscow. I, the undersigned, imagine that consideration most inhibits SGTSHULTZIES State Department. One very informative source that investigated this Intell-Report, which qouted one U.S. official at "foggy-bottoms", as saying: "We've seen the stakes, we've seen the people. We've seen just animals tied to the stakes. We've seen just people and we've just both togather. They are testing the (chemical and biological) agents to see how long it takes to kill. We've seen people down. We don't know if they were dead or wounded...they are political prisoners. We've seen crematoria nearby... we've seen hundreds of people tied to stakes." The undersigned was genuinely "}lot" on this Intell-Report when he first got hold of it! All we got was no comment, or I don't know nothing, by "frightened -foggy-bottoms-buro-oats!" However, one of S.E.F.S.'s excellant-quality-shard-stuff" sources, who should remain unnamed--one wouldn't want him ostracized for his bad form, would one? Inform the undersigned casually that the Shitty_ Soviets have been testing their poison and germ weapons on people for years and that it is documente,! Then He, informed me of a once classiifed document Report, known as the "HIRSCH REPORT," an old report, said however to be the most comprehensive study (600 pages long) ever done on Shitty-Soviet Chemocal and Biological Warfare Capabilities. The report originated in the Intelligence Branch of the U.S. Army Chemical Corps. One page sez: "Chemical Warfare agents were tried (by the Soviets) on political prisoners in a most inhuman way without any consideration whatever." is Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 ANOTHER PAGE READS: "IN THE URALS AND IN MONGOLIA ARE ESTABLIS}IED NUMERIOUS BW (BIOLOGICAL WARFARE) PRIVING GROUNDS HAVING ALWAYS IN THEIR CLOSE PROXIMITY A CAMP FOR POLITICAL PRISONERS (Gulags) TO FURNISH THE HUMAN EXPEROMENTAL SUBJECTS." There is a description of an experiment during World War II with prisoners held in Ulan Bator, Mongolia, by the Shitty-Soviet MEMGELE, a Prof. KLIMOSHINSKI: "The subjects for the experiment were political prisoners; Japanese Prisoners of War were also used in some cases. "The prisoners in chains were brought into an eight man tent, on the floor of which were kept wire nets, a number of rats infested with pest fleas; the latter transmit the infection to subject cases and the infection ended in bubonic plague. Besides the rats, ground squirrels and other rodents also proved efficient intermedient hosts. "The escape of a prisoner infected with bubonic plague started a great plague epidemic among the Mongols in the summer of 1941. To check the further spread of the epidemic, a chase was unleashc' with the participation of many air units, during which some 3,000 to 5,000 Mongols met their death. The corpses were burned with large amounts of gasoline or were buried with disenfectants..." The subject, "Humans Used as Guinea Pigs in the Soviet Union," was addressed in hearings of the Committee on the Judiciary in the U.S. Senate, on 30 March 1976. Various Soviet emigres detailed cases of university students apparently tricked into damaging themselves by preparing toxic chemicals. They were then studied in hospital. One each, LUBA_MARKISH said she had been alternately threatened and offered bribes not to testify to the Senate committee, apparently the KgB or their Amercan Liberal Surrogates. Prof. DAVID_AZBEL said students at the Moscow Institute of Chemical Technology were made the subject of experiments with chemical agents and many died. One of S.E.F.S.'sources (in the Foggy-Bottoms Area of Operations, heh-heh-heh) an authoritiy on Shitty-Soviet Chemical Weapons, Dr J_D.(Name with-held to protect the you know what.) sez "He does not personally have direct evidence of Shitty-Soviet use of Human Guinea Pigs, but points to persuasive secondary evidence. He points out the Shitty-Soviets (one-word) ppear to have used several wars in which they are involved as testing grounds for Chemical and Biological Weapons--Cambodia and Afghanistan in particular. The known use of live chemicals in Shitty-Soviet Training Excercises and Their Very Large- Scale Chimical Military Forces, together with the general Shitty-Soviet emphasis on realistic and rigorous testing of waeapons, should lead to a dispassionate analyst to expect Horiffic Soviet experiments on humans. Finally, their is a parallel in the Shitty-Soviet's systematic misuse of chemical drugs in Pyschiatric "Hospitals", where they attempt to break dissidents' minds. And they routinely use drugs as a means of torture. Between 1977 and 1983 the Shitty-Soviets were subjected to intense professional criticism by their professional peers in the West for their- inhumane use of drugs in Pyshiatric Establishments. So sever were the indictments of Shitty-Soviet psychiatrists for their complicity in "horrible experiments" on prisoners that the Russians withdrew from the World Psychiatric Association in 1983. They were damaged by the publicity. The upside of this is the knowledge that the Shitty-Soviets, despite their contemtuous demeanor and ruthless nature, are in fact susceptible to exposure and outside political pressure. They did cut hack on their use of mycotoxin weapons in SouthEast Asia following publicity about this "Yellow- Rain" horror. Maybe publicity about the staking of prisoners at the Shikhany Range might save the lives of some h?ndred.c of brave Russians awaiting their fate as guinea pigs for theis diabolical weapons. And publicity might reduce, just a little, the Shitty-Soviets' collection of "experimental data" on these poisons and germs that they might one day threaten to loose on America. 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Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 SOVIET-SHIT-SKI DOUBLE-TALK: THIS TIME, IT'S ABOUT THE JEWS.... READ or DEAR SEES READERS..... MIKHAIL GORBACHEV (HEAD PILE OF SHIT, IN THE CRAPPY U.S.S.R.) SPOKE RECENTLY, AT LEAST TWICE, ON HOW JEWS FARE SPLENQEDLY IN THE USSR. WHEN IT COMES TO SUCH JEWS AS OEORGI ARBATOV, HEAD OF THE USA-CANADA INSTITUTE, THEN GORBACHEV MAY BE RIGHT, EXCEPT THAT ARBATOV HATES TO ADMIT HIS JEWISHNESS. YET THE SHITTY-SOVIETS THEMSELVES SUPPLY A LOT OF EVIDENCE THAT GORBACHEV IS HOPE- LESSLY WRONG WHEN IT COMES TO THE TREATMENT OF JEWS IN THE SHITTY-USSR. SOVIET MASS MEDIA KEEP REFERING TO "ZIONIST." MEANING JEWS OF COURSE, ALL THE TIME. FOR EXAMPLE. BORIS ANTONOV IN THE NEW YORK TIMES LAST SEPTEMBER ACCUSED "ZIONISTS" OF KILLING JESSICA SAVITCH, AN NBC NEWS CORROSPNDENT. BUT THAT IS NOTHING. NIKOLAI LARICHEV, IN THE ENGLISH-LANGUAGE SOVIET MILITARY REVIEW (No. 10, 1985). PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE TITLED "A STRIKE FORCE OF I M PERI AL I. SM," THAT "STRIKE FORCE" IS OF COURSE. "ZIONISM." HE SAYS: "IT WAS LONG AGO AS THE LATE 19TH CENTURY WIZEN THE REACTIONARY LEADERS OF THE JEWISH BOURGEOISE. SUPPORTED AND FINANCED BY THE MONOPOLIES, SET UP NUMEROUS ZIONIST GROUPS ALL OVER THE WORLD, WITH THE WORLD ZIONIST ORGANIZATION AT THE FOREFRONT. THEY BASED THEIR DOC- TRINE ON THE IDEA THAT THERE 15 'ONE JEWISH NATION IN THE WORLD CHOSEN BY GOD' TO CONTROL THE COURSE OF MANKIND... ZIONISM WAS CALLED UPON TO SAFEGUARD THE CLASS INTERESTS OF THE BIG JEWISH BOURGEOISIE AND AT THE SAME TIME PROVIDE IT WITH AN INSTRUMENT TO ATTAIN LEADERSHIP IN THE CAPPTALIST SYSTEM AGAINST SOCIALISM AND DEMOCRACY." AFTER DESCRIBING HOW "ZIONIST" FOUGHT THE BOLSHEVIK REVOLUTION. LARICHEV MAKES THE GRAVEST ACCUSATIONS: "THE ZIONIST ORGANIZATIONS WERE HEAVILY ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE FOR IMPERIALIST INTELL- IGENCE AGENCIES." HE CERTAINLY HAD THE 1920's AND THE 1930'S IN MIND WHEN SHOW TRIALS WERE STAGED IN THE USSR AND INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE KILLED EN MASSE. YET, HISTORICALLY SPEAKING. THE SHITTY-SOVIETS IN THOSE TIMES SOMEHOW "FORGOT" TO BLAME "ZIONIST"-FOR SUCH ESPL'ONAGE ACTS. THE BRITISH, GERMANS. SOMETIMES THE OTHERS TOO. WERE INVARIBLY ACCUSED OF SPYING AGAINST THE USSR, BUT NOT ZIONISTS." THE SOVIETS CONSTANTLY REWRITE THEIR HISTORY, AND LARICHEV NOW "DISCOVERS" CERTAIN "FACTS". TO DENIGRATE ZIONISM EVEN STILL MORE, LARICHEV WRITES:"SUFFICE IT TO REFER TO ZIONISTS' COLLABOR- ATION WITH THE NAZIS BEFORE AND DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR. THEY, FOR EXAMPLE, DEPORTED THOU- SANDS OF RICH JEWS AND ZIONIST ACTIVISTS FROM HUNGARY UNDER AN AGREEMENT WITH THE GESTAPO AND AT THE SAME TIME ACTIVELY ASSISTED THE NAZI OFFICERS IN THE 'ORGANIZED DISPATCH' OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF JEWS TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND GAS CHAMBERS." LARICHEV OBVIOUSLY HAS RAOUL WA NB RG M MIND. WHO, AS A SWEDISH DIPLOMAT POSTED IN BUDA-PEST, REALLY SAVED THOUSANDS OF JEWS FROM CERTAIN DEATH. HOWEVER, AS SOON AS THE SOVIETS TOOK BUDEPEST, WALLENBERG DISAPPEARED, APPARENTLY INTO THE GULAG ARCHPELAGO. WHAT HE TOLD HIS KGB CAPTORS WE MAY NEVER KNOW. BUT THE SOVIETS KNOW, AND THAT IS WHAT REALLY COUNTS NOWADAYS. LARICHEV GOES ON TO SAY: "HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PALISTINIANS HAVE BEEN MURDERED OR TORTURED TO DEATH, NATURALLY BY "ZIONIST," ONLY THIS TIME IN ISREAL. AND MORE: "INTERNATIONAL IMPERIALISM IS ACTIVELY USING ZIONISM IN PERPETRATING ACTS OF POLITICAL SUBVERSION AGAINST SOCIALIST STATES. FOR EXAMPLE. THE ZIONIST AGENTS INSPIRED BY THE INTERNATIONAL ZIONIST CENTERS AND IMPERIALIST INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES, WERE DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE EVENTS OF THE 1968 IN CZECHOSLOVAKIA. THEY DID THE SAME IN POLAND IN AN ATTEMPT TO DESTABILIZE THE COUNTRIES DOMESTIC SITUATION." FOR LARICHEV IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT 17 YEARS AFTERTHE MENTION "CZECHOSLOVAK EVENTS." NEITHER THE SEVEN SHITTY-SOVIET DIVISIONS OCCUPYING THE COUNTRY NOR SOVIET AGENT HUSAK, WHO RULES IT. (A LONG TIME, PRE-WW II. POLISH COMMUNIST), COULD FIND A SINGLE "ZIONIST" WHO COULD BE BLAMED FOR STIRRING UP THOSE'EVENTS IN AUGUST 1968." As FOR POLAND, WHERE ONLY 3-5 THOUSAND JEWS LIVE IN A COUNTRY OF 38 MILLION, LARICHEV "PROOF" IS EVEN MORE APPALING. FOUR YEARS AFTER THE MARTIAL LAW. NOT A SINGLE "ZIONIST" HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF CREATING THE 10 MILLION-STRONG SOLIDARITY OR ANY OTHER MAJOR DEMOCRATIC ORGANIZATION EXISTING BETWEEN AUGUST 1980 AND 13 DECEMBER 1981. IF "ZIONIST" ARE SO DANGEROUS FOR "SOCIALIST POLAND." THEN HOW CAN A VIGILANT USSR" ALLOW GEN'L JARUZELSKI (AN ENEMY OF HUMANITY) TO HAVE A JEW. JERZY URBAN. AS THE SPOKESMAN OF HIS REGIME ? THE SHITTY-SOVIETS HAVE AN OBVIOUS PROBLEM IN PROVIDING HARD EVIDENCE FOR THEIR GROIINDLESS ACCUSATIONS THAT "ZIONIST" ARE BEHIND ALL THE EVILS OF THE WORLD, BUT THEY KEEP ACCUSING THEM, NEVRTHELESS, AND "ZIONIST" ARE JEWS IN THE SOVIET (SHITTY) UNIONS JARGON. PERHAPS NOT COUNTING THE ARBATOVS AND THE LRBANS. THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT GORBACHEV SAYS AND WHAT ANTONOVS AND A H WRITE. P.S. CHINA-LEY, ADVISORS: "DON'T GET LARICHEV MAD AT YOU !" GOD. KNOWS WHAT HE'LL SAY ABOUT You ? Cont. from P-7. MAKE COMPLETELY ERRONEOUS ESTIMATE OF 1974, WRITES LEV NAVROZOV. WHO LEFT THE USSR IN 1972 AND IS THE AUTHOR OF THE WIDELY PRAISED BOOK "THE EDUCATION OF LEV NAVROZOV," MEANS' QUITE SIMPLY, TO UNDERSTAND NOTHING ABOUT THE SOVIET ECONOMY OR THE SOVIET REGIME AND TO CLOSE ONE'S EYES TO WHAT EVEN AN AMERICAN TOURIST COULD EASILY FIND OUT." FINALLY. ACCORDING THE CHINA-LEY. "IN 1976 THE FUNNY COMPANY OPENLY STATED THAT ITS PREVIOUS CALCULATIONS WERE, INDEED WRONG. YET, HCW COULD THE FUNNY COMPANY HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN IN EACH OF THE PROCEEDING 14 YEARS 7 "WHY IS IT STILL ND RF TIMATINC SOVIET TR N HT IN 1985 ?" CHIN-LEY. FURTHER STATES. "HOW IS IT, THAT THE FUNNY COMPANY HAS FAILED TO ADEQUATELY UNDER- STAND THE SHITTY-SOVIET AND THAT THE AGENCY HAS NO DIRECTION"? "EVEN SEFS'S PFC SNUFFY COMES UP WITH A BETTER AND ACCURATE GUESTIMATES. OR AS YOU WILL 'SWAG REPORTS' (AKA: SCIENTIFIC- WILD-ASS-GUESS/SJ HE STATED. THAT HE (CHINA-LEY) RECENTLY, WHILE IN HOSPITAL. HAD A MEETING WITH SEFS INTELL/ANALYST, AND RECEIVED 'MUCH BETTER INTELLIGENCE' THAN EVIDENTLY WHAT THE FUNNY COMPANY IS PUTTING OUT TO ITS TROOPS." "WE'RE NOT SAYING WE'RE BETTER, BUT WHAT WE (SEES) ARE SAYING THAT, IT'S DIFFERENT 7 BUT THEN WHAT DO WE KNOW 7 IN A RESPONSE TO ALL OF THIS. FUNNY COMPANY DIRECTOR CASEY HAS GONE ON THE ATTACK. HE. CRITICIZED THE CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT COMMITTEES FOR MAKING COVERT ACTIONS ALL BUT IMPOSSIBLE--- AND DIRECTOR CASEY IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT !!!!! REMEMBER THE'OL ARMY GAME'? "GET CAUGHT AND WE BURN YOU!" DIRECTOR CASEY IS A VICTIM OF LIBERAL INFLUENCE/SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS IN CONGRESS! GET THOSE DAMNED POLITICIANS OUT OF THE AGENCY.... THE FUNNY COMPANY WAS CREATED SOLELY TO DEFEND AND PROTECT THE UNITED STATES. THERE ARE GOOD MEN IN THE FUNNY COMPANY. BUT. THEY ARE BEING MUFFLED AND MANICLED BY THE DAMNED CONGRESSIONAL OVERSIGHT COMMITTEES! A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO IT WAS THE FBI THAT WAS THEIR TARGET ...Now ITS THE FUNNY COMPANY ! American POW/MIA s are Alve In Vietnam They Need Your Help! WRITE HANOI SRV Rep. to the UN 20 Waterside Plaza New York, NY 10010 National Leapw of POW/MIA Fm6Ns Waslengtoe, O.C. 20006 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 0 TOLD ALL IIL KNEW TO THE BRIT-INTEL IN EXPOSING ALL THEIR OPERATIONS IN LONDON. Cont from P-11 . CHINA-LEY, STATES THAT THE SHITTY KGB IS IN DEEP TROUBLE WITH ITS BRIGHTEST AND ABLEST YOUNG OFFICERS AND THAT THE KNOWN DEFECTIONS ARE ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG TRAVELING WESTWARD. CIIINA-LEY, IIchJEVER, IS C R I T ICAI TOO OF THE FUNNY-COMPANY'S HANDLING OF HOWARD SAYING IT COULD "C REEZ- I N - PLACE:" I NTENDING PUT ORE DEFECTORS AND AGENTS. "I THINK THAT WE HAD BETTER STOP HERE WITH THIS PARTICULAR CASE, BEFORE WE WRITE TOO-MUCH! YOUR COMMENTS ARE' REQUESTED!) 1,10RIL GARRRR-BARRRRGE FROM "FOGGY-BOTTOMS" (AKA: WASHINGTON D.C.). SOIRCF: SEES MOLE. DEEP INSIDE THE "CAPITAL LEGAL FOUNDATION"! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE ? PART ONE. "AFTER COURTROOM DRAMA: CAPATAL LEGAL FOUNDATION PREZ DAN BURT IS BACK ON THE FAST TRACT AGAIN. HOPING TO CHAT-UP THE INTRICACIES OF LIBEL LAW TO GROUPS LARGE AND SMALL. HIS EXPERT- ISE IN LIBEL LAW INSPIRED HIM FO ASK UP TO $2500 A TALK--A TIDY SUM FOR ONE WHO MADE HIS LIBEL DEHIIT IN THE GENERAL WESTMORELAND vs. CBS CASE. TO SHOW WHAT A GREAT JOB HE DID IN THAT CASE, DAN HAS BEEN DOLING OUT A MUTTI-PAGE MISSIVE THAT DEMONSTRATES THE IMPACT OF GENERAL WE TMOR LANDS CASE ON THE MEDIA AND THE COURTS. IT'S CHOCK-FULL FROM PVT SNUFFY MEDIA ORICLES, THE COLUMBIA JOURNALISM REVIEWSAYS THAT THE TRIAL LEFT A LASTING IMPRINT, ESPECIALLY ON THE "60 MIHIITES SET". WHERE THE LIBEL THR-EAT HAS FORCED THEM TO CREATE A NEW POSITION OF SENIOR EDITOR. DAN BURT CHRONICLES EX-CBS.PREZ RICHARD SALANT'S MEA CULPAS ABOUT EXCESS NETWORK BRAVADO AND NOTES THAT LIBEL INSURANCE RATES HAVE, IN SOME CASES. QUADRUPLED IN THE LIGHT OF CBS DECISION. CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT FROM THE RAFT OF QUOTES. HOWEVER. ARE ANY PLAUDITS FOR "FEISTY DAN" WHOSE TOUGH ACT FELL APART WHEN THE GOING GOT TOUGH. PART Two: MORE ON CBS ! SOURCE SE S M L N CBS H NYC NY. "CBS KID VID WASHOUT: THE S W STY (WHICH INCLUDES ALL VIETNAM VETERANS) MAY HAVE INDEED CAUSED THE CBS DOCUMENTARY GROUP TO STRAIGHTEN UP ITS ACT A BIT. MEANWHILE AN EPIDEMIC OF SOCIAL CONCIOUSNESS HAS HIT THE KIDDIE VID SET. (WHERE DOSE CBS FIND THES) FIND THESE PERSONS OF UNDETERMINED PARENTAGE, BERCLAY, IN SOUTHERN CALIF. ?) THIS FALL. A RAFT OF"CBS SCHOOLBREAK SPECIALS" LURES YOUNG VIEWERS TO THE BOOB-TUBE WITH TITLES I IKE "Coo, THE UNIVERSE AND HOT FUDGE SUNDAES" (ABOUT A TEENAGE GIRLS ACCEPTANCE OF A SIBLING DEATH), "THE WAR BETWEEN THE CLASSES" (ABOUT GAINING INSIGHT INTO RACISM AND SEXISM), AND "MY DISSIDENT MON." ABOUT A FAMILY DEVIDED OVER NUCLEAR ISSUES. THIS FORMAT IS ENOUGH TO SEND LATCH- KIY CHILDREN BACK TO THEIR HOMEWORK AGAIN.... ,,)ONO S.O.P.. REUNION. REFERENCE THE NEWS-MEDIA! "ARE NOT INVITED !" AS SEES IS PRIMARILY A "ZOS" ORGANIZATION, WITH APPROXIMATELY 65% OF THE MEMBERSHIP HOLDING "ZOS" STATUS, "THE NEWS MEDIA Is NOT INVITED!" BACKGROUND: THIS SITUATION WAS BROUGHT ABOUT AS A RESULT OF THE PRESS COVERAGE WE RECEIVED IN VIETNAM AND OTHER SOUTHEAST ASIAN AREAS OF FIELD OPERATIONS. WHILE WE WERE DOING OUR JOB IN THAT AREA. THE LIBERAL PRESS WAS ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE AND DEMORALIZE OUR EFFORTS HERE tN CONNS. ENUFF SAID. HI.STORY SPEAKS FOR ITSELF! Cont. from P-13 up a government, fired the existing governor, HENRY SMITH. But Governor SMITH refused to be fired and instead fired the council. So at the top, instead of leadership, there was nothing but squabbling and confusion. The Texans had; captured San Antonio from the Mexican army in December 1935--in effect winnin the first battle of the Alamo--only to have two ambitious commanders strip the fortress of its supplies and munitions for an expedition against Matamoros. Then JIM BOWIE and thirty men arrived in San Antonio on 19 January 1836, to join the Texans who had remained there. BOWIE had orders from SAM HOUSTON to blew up the Alamo and to abandon the town. He did neither. Just over two weeks later, on 3 February, TRAVIS arrived with thirty men. On the way truculently, he had written a letter to Governor SMITH threw ening to resign his commission if his orders to go to San Antonio wern't changed. TRAVIS sulked in camp waiting for SMITH's reply, which never came.Eventually he had no choice but to march on into San Antonio Only a few months before, be had been a lawyer in private practice with little military experience. Now he was Lieutenant Colonel WILLIAM B. TRAVIS of the Texas Cavalry. The revolution had captured his spirit. He learned that he was to be offered a commission in the artillery, but before official word even arrived he refused it and wrote a letter extolling the virtues of the cavalry, in which he finally did receive a commission. He immediately ordered a uniform made, but his orders for San Antonio arrived before it could be completed. He spent his own money to equip the men he had recruited, and he left with them to meet his destiny dressed in jeans. As soon as he reached San Antonio, he began squabbling with BOWIE over who was in command. TRAVIS longed to leave San Antonio, but once DAVY_CROCKETT arrived on 8 February, TRAVIS began to see the place in a different light. "It is more important to occupy this post than I imagined when I last saw you," he wrote to Governor SMITH. "It is the key to Texas." Abruptly, for reasons lost to history, he and BOWIF ended their differences and agreed to a joint command. Nine days later, at the start of the seige the agreement was made moot. BOWIE was struck with a mysterious disease. From time to time he lapsed into incoherency, and throughout the seige, he lay on his cot. A 26 year old lawyer with no qualifi- cations but his own will had assumed command. Even the famous CROCKETT accepted his authority. TRAVIS had found his stage in the Alamo and his destiny in the form of thousands of Mexican troops. Now he needed to present his visions to the world. He sat down to write his letter. "To the People of Texas & all Americans in the World," he began. He described the forces beseiging him and how he had answered their call for surrender with a cannon shot. Then, as in his diary, he underlined a sen- tence: "I shall never surrender or retreat." He ended with a call for aid. "If this call is neglected he continued, "I am determeined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what. is due to his own honor & that of his country--Victory or Death." News of the letter and of the battle inflamed America, and troops of volunteers set out to join the fight. The war was over before they could arrive, but still they came. TRAVIS had changed Texas from an improverished Mexican farming colony to a great cause worth dying for, to a country born of heroic blood, to a noble idea. During the thirteen days of the seige, TRAVIS' men did not see him such. He stayed in his room, waiting. At night, like HAMLET, he paced along the fortress walls. He constantly wrote for reinforce- ments and supplies. Only 32 men arrived. JAMES _BUTLET_BONHAM, who had grown up only a short way from TRAVIS'kirthpl.ace in South Carolina, carried one of the messages out of the Alamo, but he rode hack through the Mexican lines and into the Alamo to cast his fate with them all. On the night of 5 March, it was clear that the main attack would come the following day. The fortrer walls were finally crumbling from the Mexican cannon fire, but the cannon were silent now, gathering for the attaek. Legend --not hist erical evidence--says he drew a line in the dust. But he did address his men and gave them a choice of leaving or meeting certain death within the Alamo. All stayed but on,, WILLIAM_BARRET_TRAVIS, the dandified, impetuous country lawyer, rushed to the north wall at the point of the fiercist attack and died like the hero he had willed himself to be, at the head of his men. , Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 FOR THOSE NOT AVAILABLE FOR THE COMPLETE "SEFS REUNION ! ! BUT, ARE AVAILABLE TO ATTEND "SEPERATE SEFS REUNION FUNCTIONS" ! ! PLEASE FILL- I N ONE OR MORE OF THE BELOW COUPONS, CLIP AND A ATTACH YOUR CHECK, AND M A I L I N TO SEFS CONUS HO., As SOON As POSSIBLE ! DEADLINE: 15 APRIL 1986 FOR THOSE NOT ATTENDING THE REUNION BUT WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND THE FRIDAY EVENING "GET-ACQUAINTED PARTY" ................... 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SEND YOUR PAYMENT. PAYABLE TO SEFS TO CHINA-LEY, P.Q. Box 9925, KANSAS CITY. MO 641340 925 DEADLIM: APRIL 15TH -. ....... NAME ADRESS CITY STATE ZIP PHONE No. ( ) FORMER UNIT WILL THIS BE YOUR FIRST REUNION? SATURDAY AFTERNOON "BLAST-OFF" PARTY MAY 3. 1986 FOR THOSE NOT ATTENDING THE REUNION BUT WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND THE SATURDAY NIGHT DINNER ........... FOR THOSE NOT STAYING AT THE HOTEL UNDER THE MEAL PLAN IT WILL BE NECESSARY TO PURCHASE BANQUET TICKETS IN ADVANCE. A LIMITED NUMBER OF TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT $18.00 EACH. PLEASE COMPLETE THE ENTIRE FORM BELOW: I WILL NOT BE STAYING AT THE HOTEL. PLEASE SEND ME TICKETS AT $18.00 EACH. SEND YOUR PAYMENT, PAYABLE TO SEES TO CHINA-LEY, P.O. Box 9925, KANSAS CITY, MO 64134-0925. DEADLINE: APRIL 15TH........ NAME ADDRESS CITY STATE ZIP PHONE No._( ) FORMER UNIT WILL THIS BE YOUR FIRST REUNION? 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IT IS THE STANDARD SEES REUNION REGISTRATION THAT 15 NORMALLY COLLECTED AT OUR REGISTRATION DESK AT EACH ANNUAL REUNION. THERE IS NO REGISTRATION FEE FOR WIVES OR WIDOWS NON-MEMBER GUEST COUPLES SHOULD REGISTER SEPERATELY AND PAY THE REGISTRATION FEE OF $15.00 REUNION DATES: MAY 2-4. 1986 bwA M. NAME : ADDRESS: CITY: STATE: ZIP: PHONE:( ) FORMER UNIT / ZOS: WILL THIS BE YOUR FIRST REUNION? NAMES OF THOSE ACCOMPANYING ML: MEN'S REGISTRATION FEE .............. $ 15.00 (DUES. 1986-1987, NEW: $15.00, RENEWAL $13.00) 1. THE FRIDAY EVENING "GET-ACQUAINTED PARTY"..... 2. THE SATURDAY AFTERNOON "BLAST-OFF PARTY"..... 3. THE SATURDAY EVENING "DINNER".... 4. THE SUNDAY MORNING "MEMORIAL SERVICE" TOTAL..... $ 25.00 GRAND TOTAL ...................... $ 40.00 PLUS DUES. DUE ...................$ "ROT V SEND THIS COMPLETED FORM WITH THE INFORMATION REQUESTED ALONG WITH YOUR PAYMENT. MADE PAYABLE To: SPECIAL ELITE FORCES SOCIETY. TO CHINA-ELY, P.O. Box 9925, KANSAS CITY. MO 41342 , IN THE INTEREST OF SECURITY. SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER ONLY! DO NOT MAIL AFTER 1 APRI 198 . FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT SEND IN THEIR REGISTRATION BY THIS DATE. OPPORTUNITY WILL BE PROVIDED TO REGISTER WITH THE SOCIETY DURING THE REUNION. HAVE YOU PAID YOUR CURRENT 1984-85 DUES? IF NOT. YOU MAY INCLUDF YOUR PAYMENT Nall. ALONG WITH THE 86-87 DUES - ALL IN ONE CHECK WILL BE FINE.... DO NOT SEND CASH!..... aEz~ q F ~~RF~_~Ey. ~M Tn ~No cy,N ry,s Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 MORE DOWN AND DIRTY FROM YOUR SEES "DIRTY REPORTS DEPARTMENT". SOURCE SEES-MOLE/S IN NEW YORK CITY. THIS ONE'S ABOUT ABC NEWS: "20/20 HAS TUNNEL VISION". ABC NEWS PREZ ROONERLEDGE, WHO ALMOST OR NEARLY, BECAUSE OF THIS GOT HIMSELF III SOME "DEEP-SHIT!" HERE'S THE CGOOK! ARLEDGE B LCICKED A" () 2 " E P I SOD F ON MARI LYN MONROE' S TIES TO THE KENNEDY FAMILY, IS AT IE AGAIN. THIS TIME. ACCORDING TO SEES-MOLE (NAME WITH-HELD FOR REASONS. THAT SEES DOESN'T GIVE OUT IT:i4PY'S NAMES) HE'S TRYING TO STOP A "20/20" SEGMENT WHICH "MUDDIES" THE STATUE OF LIBERTY RESTORATION EFFORT. THE STATUE'S FUND-RAISING CHAIRMAN (GET THIS NOW) IS ONE EACH LE IA. A (CHRYSLERS ANYONE) REPORTEDLY HAS 'INSTRUCTED' ROONE TO CANCEL THE STORY, INVOLVING A CONFLICT OF INTEREST AND CRASS (MY GOODNESS, WHAT A WORD. CRASS HUH, WONDER WHAT IT MEANS? THIS OL WEST-TEXAS-PECKERWOOD (ONE-WORD) WITH ONLY A 6TH GRADE EDUCATION HAS A HARDTIME WITH THESE KIND OF WORDSL) ANYWHO: CRASS COMMERCIALISM UNDER WRAPS? SEES SOURCE (MOLE) HAS REPORTED THAT THE 'HIRED-HANDS AT ABC HAVE ALL CEASED TO TALK?' BECAUSE. HIGH-POWERED LEE IACOCCA, HAS BEEN BOASTING TO ONE AND ALL, "I KILLED THE STORY." NOW, FOR THIS PECKERWOCO, IT BRINGS UP A QUESTION? WHAT IS LEE IA COCCA'S CONNECTION TO THE KENNEDY'S? OH~FORGET IT, THE MORE YOU DIG, THE DEEPER THE CRUDE GETS! (C.L.) MORE CRUDE: FOGGY-BOTTOMS (AKA: WASHINGTON D.C.) SOURCE SEES RESIDENT MOLE/S. NO ONE'S TALKING. BUT. THE WORDS OUT, REMEMBER THAT LIMP-WRIST-WIMP, CALLED DAVID T KMAN, OFFICE B M OF UDGET ANAGEMENT, THE WHITE HOUSE ? WELL, HE S TELLING ALL HE KNOWS, WAY UP THERE IN NEW YORK CITY. "HE'S GETTING EVEN!" THATS ALL WE'RE SAYING! LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY! NOTEWORTHY: ONE OF TE{E RESON'S THAT FLORIDA WAS TURNED DOWN FOR THE SEES ANNUAL MAY REUNION, WAS THE FOLLOWING: "OVERTIME PARKING ON MIAMI'S CITY STREETS (METERS) IS A. GET THIS NOW. $20.00 FINE ! WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT ! EVEN THOUGH WE GOT SOME "GOOD" OFFERS FROM THEIR HOTELS , IT WOULD APPEAR TIJAT "FLORIDA IS OUT TO "RIP-OFF-ANYONE THAT THEY CAN!" (C.L.) Evidence Confirmed: "INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF CHURCHES CHARGES!": USSR CONTROLS WORLD 0 CHURCHES: SOURCE. SEES-DEEP-MOLE, BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA. AUGUST. REPORTED IN AN INTELLIGENCE/INFORAMTION RELEASED FROM THE INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF CHURCHES SIGNED BY THE REV. CARL McINTYRE, PRESIDENT, AFFIRMS THAT "THE MOST EXPERIENCED SOVIET AGENTS, VETERANS OF CONNOTATION IN PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE AGAINST THE FREE WORLD" ARE PRESENT AT ALL REUNIONS OF THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE WORLD COUNCIL OF CHURCHES CURRENTLY BEING HELD IN BUENOS AIRES. IT IS FURTHER AFFIRMED THAT THESE AGENTS ARE CLERICS "RESPONSIBLE TO THEIR RESPECTIVE EASTERN GOVERNMENTS" IN APPLYING (MOSCOW'S) "INVETERATE STRATEGY OF UTILIZING CHURCHES IN IT'S MARXIST PROGRAM." THE INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF CHRISTIAN CHURCHES ADDS THAT THE PRESENCE OF THESE CLERICS IS DUE TO THE SOVIET OBJECTIVES IN MATTERS SUCH AS HUMAN RIGHTS, EXPRESSING THAT: "ALL ATROCITIES OF THIS NATURE COMMITTED IN THEIR WORLD ARE PROTECTED AND MAINTAINED UNIDENTIFIED WHEREAS THEY HYPOCRITICALLY UNITE THEIR CRIES AGAINST HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS, SOME REAL, OTHERS ABSOLUTELY FALSE. OCCURING IN OCCIDENTAL COUNTRIES". TRAITORS. HOAX. MISINFORMATION. MOCKERY! "WHY MUST AMERICAN CITIZENS INVOLVE THEMSELVES AGAINST THEIR OWN SACRED PATRIOTIC T ? (COULD THEY BE RED'S?) SOURCE: FROM CHINA-LEY HIMSELF SEES INVESTIGATION) MANAGUA, NI-KA-WA-WA---AN AMERICAN PEACE GROUP THAT CLAIMED 47 PEOPLE HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NI-KA- WA-WA-AN REBELS, SAID THAT THEY HAD BEEN FREED AFTER A DAY IN CAPTIVITY. THE REVOLUTIONARY DEMOCRATIC ALLIANCE, THE REBEL ORGANIZATION ACCUSED BY THE WASHINGTON D.C.-BASED WITNESS FOR PEACE GROUP, HAS REPEATEDLY DENIED ITS FORCES ABDUCTED THE 29 AMERICAN PEACE ACTIVISTS AND 18 LOCAL AND FOREIGN JOURNALIST. THERE HAS BEEN NO INDEPENDANT CONFIRMATION OF THE PEACE GROUPS CLAIM. WITNESS FOR PEACE SPOKESWOMAN SHARON HOSTETLER (REMEMBER THIS BITCH'S NAME) TOLD REPORTERS SHE HAD BEEN IN RADIO CONTACT WITH THE BOAT CARRYING THE GROUP. SHE SAID ACTIVIST WARREN ARMSTRONG (REMEMBER THIS BASTARDS NAME) REPORTED THAT THEY WERE TRAVELING ALONG THE SAN JUAN RIVER TO EL CASTILLO, WHERE THEY WOULD SPEND THE NIGHT. THE NEXT DAY WEDNESDAY. HOSTETLER SAID THE ACTIVISTS HAD RADIOED THE GROUPS MANAGUA OFFICE AND SAID NI-KA-WA-WAN-AN REBELS WERE FIRING ON THEIR BOAT FROM COSTA RICA, AND BAD ORDERED THEM TO DISEMBARK ON THE COSTA RICAN SIDE. THE RIVER FORMS THE BORDER BETWEEN THE TWO NATIONS. "WE WANT TO EMPHASIZE THE 29 AMERICANS KIDNAPPED YESTERDAY ARE FREE AND ARE NAVIGATING AT THIS MOMENT ALONG THE SAN JUAN RIVER TOWARD EL CASTILLO." HOSTETLER SAID, SPEAKING IN SPANISH. SHE SAID THE ACTIVISTS HAD RADIOED AT ABOUT 7 P.M. (8 P.M.CDT) THURSDAY THAT THEY HAD NOT YET REACHED EL CASTILLO, BUT PLANNED TO SPEND THE NIGHT THEIR. HOSTETLER SAID THE GROUP PLANNED TO LEAVE EL CASTILLO EARLY FRIDAY FOR SAN CARLOS, A TOWN ON LAKE NI-KA-WA-WA WHERE THE LEFTIST SANDINISTA GOVERNMENT HAS ORGANIZED A RECEPTION FOR THEM. RADIO COSTA-RICA QUOTED THE DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF THE CIVIL GUARD, LESMES AS SAYING IN THE CAPITAL OF SAN JOSE THE GROUPS BOAT HAD DEVELOPED ENGINE TROUBLE. COSTA-RICA HAS BEEN MONITORING THE GROUPS PROGRESS FROM ITS SIDE OF THE RIVER. EARLIER IN THE DAY. PRESIDENTIAL SPOKESMAN ARMANDO VARGAS SAID IN SAN JOSE THAT A POLICE HELICOPTER PILOT SAW THE BOAT TRAVELING IN NI-KA-WA-WA-AN WATERS. HE SAID IT APPEARED AT 1:15 P.M. (2:15 P.M. CDT) TO BE TRAVELING PEACEFULLY AND WITHOUT ESCORT. VARGAS SAID THE PILOT SPOTTED THE BOAT NEAR LAS TIPICIAS, A VILLAGE NEAR THE RIVERS MOUTH. HE SAID RESIDENT'S OFFICE HAD INFORMATION THAT THE GROUP NEVER ENTERED COSTA-RICAN TERRITORY. MEANWHIL, THE REVOLUTIONARY DEMOCRATIC` ALL IANCE HEADED BY EDEN PASTORA, ISSUED A STATEMENT DENYING ANY INVOLVEMENT IN THE ALLEGED KIDNAPPING. THE STATEMENT SIGNED BY EDDY SANG, (GOOD-GUY) WHO COMMANDS GUERRILLAS IN THE FOURTH MILITARY REGION, CALLED THE CHARGES "A PROPAGANDA SHOW STAGED BY THE COMMUNIST." IN WASHINGTON D.C. (AKA: "FOGGY-BOTTOMS). STATE DEPARTMENT SPOKESMAN BERNARD KALB (GOOD-GUY) SAID TI/AT THE AMFRICANC HAfI RFFEI Fn~irl nnicn FnR r..in vrnoc rr. n.._.n :.. ..,.. ... ., n.. A SPOKESMAN FOR PEACE ACTIVISTS IN Nl-KA-WA-WA INFORMED U.S. OFFICIALS THEY HAD BEEN HELD BY AN INDEPENDANT ANTI-COMMUNIST GROUP AND NOT REBELS OF THE REVOLUTIONARY DEMOCRATIC ALLIANCE. (ANOTHER CHANGE IN TH-EIR BULL-SHIT),THE STATE DEPARTMENT SAID. THE U.S. EMBASSY IN MANAGUA IS MAKING PLANS TO MEET THE PEACE ACTIVIST GROUP AT SAN CARLOS. So DEAR SEES READERS THE "ALLEGED KIDNAPPING NEVER HAPPENED"! JUST MORE AMERICAN COMMUNIST ACTIVIY!" CHINA-LEY. D~b Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 4 S.E.F.S.'s HOT FLASH DEPARTMENT: (SOME GOOD. SOME So-So. HO-HUMMMMMMMM) PERSONALITIES: NEW: ONCE AGAIN,STARS AS "PATTEN", IN 'CBS'S' THREE HOUR DRAMA, "THE LAST DAYS OF PATTEN", KNOWING CBS-IT SHOULD BE A THRILLER , EVA MARIA SAINT, PLAYS THE GENERALS WIFE. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT "CBS" HAS DONE TO OR FOR THAT GREAT AMERICAN SOLDIER. WHAT SINISTER-PLOTS HAVE BEEN CREATED? NEW BOOKS IN JULY... R SE AN ALL 0 TH AMERICAN ARMY: U.S. GROUND FORCES IN VIETNAM: 1965-1973", BY SHELBY L. STANTON FREDIO PRESS So WHO'S STANTON ? MAYBE NOBODY 7 LD HIM THAT THE U.S. ARMY AND THE US MARINE CORPS, IN VIETNAM WON EVERY BATTLE ON LAND ? SOMEONE SHOULD! NEVER THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM: WHERE ARE GLORIA STEINEM. BELLA ABZUG AND JUDY GOLDSMITH (NOW PRESIDENT) WHEN WE NEED THEM? THEY COULD STRIKE A BLOW FOR EQUALITY BY DEMANDING THAT FUTURE HIJACKERS TREAT MEN AND WOMEN EQUALLY. THE HIGHJACKERS OF TWA FLIGHT 847 GOT IT ALL WRONG BY RELAESING WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND KEEPING ONLY MEN. How CHAUVINISTIC CAN THEY GET ? SECURITY REQUIREMENTS. RADAR EQUIPPED PICKET-BOATS WOULD MAKE PERIMETER PATROLS. THERE WOULD RE NO PRISONER MAIL OR LAW LIBRARY. MAKE THEM PLACES OF PUNISHMENT, NOT FELON CAMPUSES! UTILIZE THE WESTERN MOST ALEUTIAN ISLANDS OF AGGATU AND ATTU AND CONSTRUCT SHELTERS ON THESE ISLANDS FOR THE PURPOSE OF HOLDING ALL CONVICTED MEMBERS OF ROTTEN DRUG-TRAFFICKING ELEMENT. FRIGED WATER TEMPERATURES YEAR ROUND AND LONG DISTANCES TO NEARESTS LANDFALLS WOULD LESSON CARE OF THREATS TO OUR NATIONAL HEALTH AND SECURITY! WHY THE SHITTY-SOVIETS DO IT IN SIBERIA, AND THE WORLD, INCLUDING THE GREAT AMERCIAN PEOPLE. WHO WOULD RATHER "SAVE THE WHALES AND LET INNOCENT PEOPLE PERISH". SO WHY CAN'T WE? MORE ? READ-ON.... PVT SNUFFY's PROPOSAL: "THE ALEUTIAN SOLUTION." ANOTHER S.E.F.S. (PVT SNUFFY 9) SOLUTION: AKA: "THE GREAT ALEUTIAN SOLUTION I READ ON.... DUE TO THE HIGH COST FOR NEW PENAL FACILITIES. LET US CENTRALIZE THEM TO REDUCE COSTS, AND TAKE RETIRED U.S. NAVY COMBAT VESSELS COULD BE ANCHORED OFF-SHORE FOR PERSONNEL LIVING QUARTERS, ADMINISTRATION, SUPPLY AND MEDICAL FACILITIES. CONSTRUCTION OF CENTRALIZED ALEUTIAN OPEN CONTAINMENT AREAS WOULD CONSERVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN TAX MONEY AND REDUCE THE NUMBER OF PRISONS REQUIRED, WHILE BECOMING FORMIDABLE DETERRENTS AND REDUCE CRIMINAL RECIDIVISM (WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?). OUTSIDE OF HELL AND THE OPPOSITE POLES, A MORE SUITABLE LOCATION FOR CONTAINMENT OF THIS SUB-HUMAN TRASH IS NON-EXISTANT! 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Williamsburg, Virginia 23187, Phone: 229-9540 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Special Elite Forces Society THE COVERT OPERATIONS VETERANS THE COMBAT VETEERANS OF VIETNAM CONUS Headquaters: P.O.Box 9925 Kansas Ciry,Mo. 64134-0925 1). WAS THE RECENTLEY COMPLETED SUMMIT A SUCCESS FOR THE U.S. OR FOR THE USSR ? _US -USSR _No OPINION 2). SHOULD THER BE FURTHER INVESTIGATION OF CLAIMS THAT THERE ARE POW-MIA's BEING HELD BY THE GOVERNMENT OF HANOI ? _YES _NO _NO OPINION 3). SHOULD SECRETARY OF STATE GEORGE SHULTZ TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST IN THE INTEREST OF NATIONAL SECURITY ? _YES _NO _NO OPINION REPLIES TO THIS SECTION WILL BE KEPT CONFIDENTIAL AND USED ONLY TO DEVELOPE A PROFILE OF THE SEFS MEMBERSHIP. AND TO SERVE THEM BETTER. 4). WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SEFS "DEBRIEF" WRITER ? LEAST FAVORITE SEFS "DEBRIEF" WRITER ? 5). WHAT DO YOU ENJOY / LIKE MOST ABOUT "DEBRIEF" ? WHAT DO YOU LIKE / ENJOY LEAST. 7 6). IF YOU WERE THE "EDITOR" ? WHAT WOULD YOU WRITE ? WHAT TYPE OF "FORMAT" ? 7). APPROXIMATELY HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND READING "DEBRIEF" ? 8). Do YOU PASS YOUR "DEBRIEF" ON TO SELECTIVE FRIENDS. AFTER YOU HAVE FINISHED READING IT ? 9). WHAT CAN WE DO TO IMPROVE "DEBRIEF" ? 10). YOUR SEFS MEMBERSHIP NUMBER AND YOUR SEES CONTROL NUMBER: 11). YOUR EDUCATION (CIRCLE ONE): HIGH-SCHOOL, SOME COLLEGE. COLLEGE GRADUATE. POST COLLEGE DEGREE. OCCUPAT I ON: POLITICAL LEANINGS: CONSERVATIVE, MODERATE, LIBERAL. OTHER PARTY AFFILIATION(IF ANY): 12). WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "THE GREAT WALL OF TEXAS" ? jrmff WILL IT WORK, WILL YOU SUPPORT IT ? BARBED WIRE OR CONCRETE ? YES _No _No OPINION COMMENTS: V9 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 "SEFS DOES IT AGAIN.... ANOTHER TOP SECRET DISCLOSURE SOURCE: SEES SPY'S IN. AROUND, ABOUT. THIS "SEFS INTELLIGENCE RELEASE IS FOR THE 4 SEES TEXAS AND OVER THE (COUNTRY) STATE OF CHAPTERS IN TEXAS" "SIX FLAGS OVER TEXAS 2 NEVER ! THERE WERE "SEVEN FLAGS OVER TEXAS" ! ARE YOU TEXANS & TEXICANS READY FOR SEFS TRUE REPORT 7 IF TEXANS WANT TO CORRECT AN ERROR OF HISTORY THIS "SESQUICENTENNIAL YEAR" THEY WILL FLY SEVEN FLAGS INSTEAD OF SIX... READ ON FOR THE TRUTH ! ALTHOUGH THE STANDARDS OF SPAIN, FRANCE, MEXICO, AND THE CONFEDERACY, AS WELL AS THE STARS AND STRI PE' HAVE FLOWN OVER THIS COMMONWEALTH. TEXAS SKIES ALSO HOSTED ONE MORE--THE "GREEN FLAG" OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE NORTH. THAT FRAGILE. LITTLE-KNOWN GOVERNMENT WAS ESTABLISHED IN 1813. AT THE TIME, SAM HOUSTON, A PRIVATE IN THE U.S. ARMY, WAS FIGHTING INDIANS IN ALABAMA AND ASPIRING TO A POLITICAL CAREER IN TENNESSEE. YET THIS NEW INDEPENDANT NATION. ALTHOUGH SHORT -LIVED, WOULD CHANGE THE COURSE OF HIS LIFE. THE INSURRECTION THAT SPAWNED THIS FIRST BID FOR TEXAS'FREEDOM FAILED. HOWEVER. IT PLANTED THE SEEDS OF REVOLUTION THAT WOULD CULMINATE 23 YEARS LATER WHEN HOUSTON, NOW A COMMANDING GENERAL. WOULD WIN INDEPENDENCE AT SAN JACINTO. THE REPUBLIC OF THE NORTH WAS AN OUTGROWTH OF MEXICO'S 1812 REVOLT AGAINST SPAIN. IT GREW OUT OF A PLAN BY JOSE BERNARDO MAXIM! IANOGUTIERREZ DE LARA TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MEXICAN UPRISING AND FREE TEXAS FROM BOTH SPAIN AND MEXICO. HE ENLISTED THE HELP OF AUGUST MAGFF, A DISGRUNTLED U.S. ARMY OFFICER. MAGEE WAS STATIONED AT NATCHITOCHES. LOUISIANA, A NEUTRAL AREA DESIGNED TO KEEP FREEBOOTERS FROM THE NORTH OUT OF FRENCH AND SPANISH TERRITORY. MBE BEGAN RECRUITING A FORCE LATER KNOWN AS THE -UG TIERREZ-MAGEE EXPEDITION. GUTTIERREZ, A NATIVE OF MEXICO. WAS A FRIEND AND ALLY OF FATHER MI,QUEL HIDALGO Y OSTIL A, THE MEXICAN PATRIOT WHO HAD LED HIS COUNTRY'S INSURRECTION AGAINST SPAIN IN THE FALL OF 1810. GUTTIERREZ HAD BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN FORMENTING REVOLUTION FOR HIDALGO'IN SEVERAL COMMUNITIES. IN 1811, WHEN HIDASO'S FORCES WERE DEFEATED AND HE WAS CAPTURED AND EXICUTED. GUTTIERRE7 DECIDED TO CARRY ON THE MISSION ALONE. BY WINNING FREEDOM FOR TEXAS. G TI RR BELIEVED HE COULD USE THE NEW GOVERNMENT AS A BASE TO WIN INDEPENDENCE FOR MEXICO FROM SPAIN. HE REALIZED HOWEVER, THAT HE WOULD NEED AMERICAN AID IF HIS PLAN WAS TO SUCCEED. IN DECEMBER, 1811, HE TOOK HIS IDEA TO WASHINGTON. SECRETARY OF STATE JAMES MONR RECEIVED HIM AND APPARENTLY GAVE HIS BLESSING TO THE IDEA OF USING TEXAS AS A BASE FOR THE LIBERATION OF MEXICO. ,UT! RR Z MET WITH THE BRITISH, DANISH, AND RUSSIAN MINISTERS AND APPARENTLY RECEIVED THIER TACIT SUPPORT AS WELL. BEFORE LEAVING WASHINGTO, HE ALSO MET WITH A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE VENEZUELAN REVOLUTIONARY GOVERNMENT. BY MARCH 1812, GUTIERREZ WAS BACK IN NATCHITOCHES. WILLIAM HA FR, IN LOUISIANA AS A SPECIAL REPRESENTATIVE OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. HELPED HIM AND MAGEE ASSEMBLE THEIR FORCE. ON 12 AUGUST 1812, THE GUTIERR -MAC EXPEDITION OF 130 MEN ARRIVED IN NACOGDOCHES. BT THE TIME THE EXPEDITION BEGAN ITS MARCH ACROSS TEXAS, MORE THAN 700 HAD JOINED THE MOTLEY ARMY. WITH MAGEE IN COMMAND, THE EXPEDITION SCATTER~D SPANISH FRONTIERE DETACHMENTS. E~Y 7 NOVEMBER, MAGEE HAD ADVANCED TO THE INTERIOR AS FAR AS LA BAHIA (NOW GOLIAD) AND CAPTURED IT. THE JPANISH GOVERNOR OF TEXAS. MANUEL MARIA DE SALCEDO, HOPING TO PROTECT SAN ANTONIO FROM INVADERS, PERSONALLY LED A FORCE OF 200 AND LAID SIEGE TO LA BAHIA. WHEN THIS FORCE WAS INCREASED TO 800. MDE~ ASKED FOR TERMS OF SURRENDER, SALCEDO'S OFFER WAS SO*UNSATISFACTORY THAT THE EXPEDITION DECIDED TO FIGHT. THE SPANISH FORCES ATTACKED 10 AND 13 FEBRUARY. LOST BOTH BATTLES, AND RETREATED. MEANWHILE, MAGEE DIED AND SAMUEL KEM R BECAME THE COMMANDER OF THE EXPEDITION. WITH THE CONTINUING SUCCESS OF THE INSURRECTION. G TI RR NOMINALLY THE COMMANDER- IN-CHIEF, ORGAN- 17ED A GOVERNMENT. HE CALLED IT THE "REPUBLIC OF THE NORTH"., DECLARED IT FREE AND INDEPENDENT, AND RAISED THE GREEN FLAG. HE ALSO NAMED HIMSELF PRESIDENT. UNFORTUNATELY. ,ITI RR BEGAN ACTING MORE LIKE A DICTATOR THAN THE PRESIDENT OF A DEMOCRATIC GOVERN- MENT, AND THIS CAUSED MANY OF THE AMERICANS WHO HAD JOINED THE EXPEDITION TO ABANDON THE CAUSE. WHEN THE PRESIDENT ORDERED THE EXICUTION OF 14 SPANISH RIYALIST, INCLUDING GOVERNOR ED Q, CONFIDENCE IN HIS LEADERSHIP HIT A NEW LOW. KEMf AS THE FIELDCOMMANDER, TOOK MORE THAN 100 OF HIS MEN OUT OF BATTLE AND BACK TO LOUISIANA ON "FURLOUGH." FROM THEN ON, THE REPUBLIC OF THE NORTH WAS DOOMED. WILLIAM HA ER, THE U.S. CONSUL WHO HAD REMAINED AS ADVISOR TO THE EXPEDITION, MANAGED TO GET GUTIERREZ REMOVED FROM POWER, SHALER BROUGHT IN AS THE NEW CHIEF A CUBAN REVOLUTIONARY. ,ZQSE_ALVAREZ DE TQ nn Y DUBOIS. HE REORGANIZED THE FORCE AND MET THE SPANISH ON 18 AUGUST 1813, ON THE MEDINA RIVER NEAR SAN ANTONIO. THE ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC WAS DEFEATED IN THE LARGEST BATTLE EVER IN TEXAS, MA THE GREEN FLAG OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE NORTH WAS HAULED DOWN FOR THE LAST TIME. AND THE GUTTI RRE -- DEE EXPEDITION WAS WRITTEN OFF AS A FAILURE. HOWEVER, IT HAD FOCUSED INTERNATIONAL ATTENTION ON TEXAS AND HAD KINDLED THE DESIRE FOR FREEDOM IN THE CITIZENS OF THE PROVENCE. INTRIGUES AND PLOTS WOULD CONTINUE FOR ALMOST A QUARTER OF A CENTURY UNTIL REBELLION WOULD START IN EARNEST AT GONZALES ON 2 OCTOBER 1835. AND LEAD TO INDEPENDENCE AND THE FOUNDING OF THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS. THE STANDARD OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE NORTH NEVER FLEW AGAIN. THE FLAG AND THE BRIEF BUT FREE GOVERN- MENT THAT IT REPRESENTED HAD BEEN ALL BUT FORGOTTEN IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY ! AND. SO. THERE-TO I THE EDITOR OF "DEBRIEF" FOR LACK OF SOMETHING BETTER TO DO, DECIDED TO DO THIS STORY FOR OUR TEXAS BROTHERN! THINKING THAT IT WOULD BE APPROPIATE FOR THE TEXAS "SES-OUI-CEN-TEN-NIAL". FOR THE PVT SNUFFY'S, IT SHOULD HAVE READ "150 YEARS"! NOW, AS WE ARE SURE, THAT YOU ARE (OUR DEAR READERS) THAT THE EDITOR, IS A STRONG SUPPORTER, OF "THE GREAT WALL OF TEXAS SOCIETY!" THE PURPOSE OF WHICH IS TO RID "THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS" OF VERMIN, AND TO KEEP THE DAMNED CARPET-BAGGERS OUT! ACCORDING TO RUMORS RUNNING RAMPART IN THE GREAT REPUBLIC OF TEXAS. THAT IF AND WHEN YOU CROSS THE NORTHERN BORDERS INTO TEXES. YOU MUST HAVE A VALID PASSPORT. WITH AN UP TO DATE VISA! (VISA'S AND PASSPORTS OF THE GREAT REPUBLIC OF TEXAS, ARE ISSUED ONLY THROUGH THE TEXAS IMMIGRATION. NATURALIZATION, TOURIST AND VISITOR OFFICE AT AUSTIN, TEXAS, 78767. NOTED YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVED (WHEN YOU REQUEST PASSPORT OR VISA APPLICATION FORMS, A 20 PAGE "QUESTIONNAIRE", WHICH IS "YOUR BACK-GROUND INVESTIGATION". WARNING: FAILURE TO BE TRUTHFUL IN THE REPUBLIC'S QUESTIONNAIRE, WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE APPREHENSION AND INCARCERATION AS A POSSIBLE CARPET-BAGGING-TROUBLE-MAKER!" AND, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF. YANKEE'S 7 (EDITOR'S NAME WITHHELD FOR HIS OWN SELF-PRESERVATION) ! Ja Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 ;SPECIAL NOTE : ENCLOSED WITH THIS ISSUE, YOU WILL FIND STANDARD SEES "TRICKY, SNEAKY AND DEVIOUS QUESTIONNAIRE... PLEASE "FILL-IT IN" AND SEND IT BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE... THE PURPOSE OF THE QUESTIONNAIRE IS IN LINE WITH THE NEW SEES FORMAT. OF A MORE PERSONAL AND RESPONSIVE ORGANIZATION. WF NEED YOUR IN-PUT, WE DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS... WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ALL OF THE IDEAS! HONORABLE MENTI,QN: ART CbRBETT, SEFS-5944, EVEN THOUGH ART IS STILL "OUT -OF -COUNTRY" WE WANT TO THANK HIM SINCERELY FOR HIS UNTIRERING WORK AND HIS DEDICATION TO THE SEES... HE HAS TAKEN HIS TIME, AND EFFORT, BUT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL HIS"ART", WHICH HE HAS DONATED TO THE SEES COMMAND POST! BECAUSE OF ART'S PARTICULAR "ZOS" STATUS AND UNFORTUNATELY HE WILL STILL BE "OUT OF COUNTRY" AT THE ANNUAL SEFS 1986 REUNION, A PLACE "RESERVED FOR ART" WILL BE SET-LIP, IN ART's HONOR! WE Ex PELT THAT MANY GLASSES WILL BE RAISED FOR ART! "AGAIN WE WANT TO THANK YOU ART!" IT IS FURTHFR HOPED THAT "JIMBO GRAHAM" SEFS-5842. WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR THE REUNION? THOSE SEFS MEMBERS WHO KNOW " IJ MBO" ALSO EXPRESS THEIR BEST WISHS FOR A RAPID "RECOVERY" AFTER HIS RETURN TO CONUS.... (WE CAN'T SAY MORE)! ONLY WELCOME HOME JIMBO! REMINDER: SEFS REUNION SOP ! REMEMBER VIETNAM. (NONa OF US WILL EVER FORGET IT) REMEMBER THE BAD "TERRIBLE' PRESS THAT WE GOT As A RESULT, THE REUNION SOP IS STILL IN EFFECT ! REFERENCE THE NEWS MEDIA: "ARE NOT INVITED!" EXCEPT THOSE WHOSE CREDENTIALS HAVE BEEN CLEARED BY WES CATON, SEFS-4766, "PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER"! REMINDER, WHILE WE WERE BLEEDING IN NAM, THE LIBERAL PRESS WAS TREATING US AS ANIMALS, AND EVEN WORSE. WHILE WE WERE FIGHTING, THEY WERE SABOTAGING ALL OF OUR EFFORTS BACK IN CONUS! THE LIBERAL PRESS CAUSED US MANY CASE'S OF UNCALLED FOR HARDSHIP, THEY ATTEMPTED TO MAKE TRAITORS LIKE JANE FONDA.AND TOM HAYDEN, THE "GOOD-GUYS AND WE MILITARY PERSONAL, WHO WERE OBEYING THE LAW OF THE NATION, AND FIGHTING OUR NATION'S BATTLES THE BAD GUYS! THIS WE DON'T WANT OR NEED!" SEES SECURITY OFFICER ""BIG-FOOT. SEFS-5851. WILL CORDINATE AND WORK TOGETHER ON THIS! ATTENTION "BIG-FOOT", THERE WILL BE NO "GATE-CRASHERS"! 31 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 Sanitized Copy Approved for Release 2010/07/30: CIA-RDP90-00806R000200970087-8 4 SPECIAL ELITE FORCES SOCIETY POST OFFICE Box 9925 , KANSAS CITY, MO 64134-0929 ATTN: CHINA (SHANGHAI) LEY ADMINISTRATIVE DIRECTOR ADDRESS CORRECTION REQUESTED P A, C.I. C.I.A. 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